The degree to which how far a woman like Crystal Leigh can control a man like me has not yet been determined.  But I’m guessing it’s somewhere in the exponentially high territory.

I mean an outfit like that just kills a man.  It’s that simple.  One snap of the finger and I’m done.  Seriously.  It’s all over.  I should just quit.  I have nothing left.  Nothing.

More of Crystal after the jump….