Former American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert got tossed in the pokey — in Finland — overnight after a brawl with his boyfriend outside a bar … according to reports. Lambert and Finnish Big Brother star Sauli Koskinen’s argument reportedly started inside the bar in Helsinki, but eventually poured out into the street. Lambert allegedly got physical with people who tried to break up the fight, as well … before police arrived and took him and Koskinen into custody. They were arrested for multiple assaults, according to a Finnish newspaper.

Oh man alive, can you imagine all the open hand slaps and shrieks? I seriously would have paid money to watch this event take place. How much better is this than that stupid celebrity boxing crap? I know this is all wrong right before Christmas weekend, but I couldn’t help it. Look at these two guys! How many times do you think the word “b$tch” was used? Man alive, Whaaaattaaya Want From Me!