Dec 20 2011
Going to a Matzo Ball
If you’re a single Jewish person then you have to go to one of these.Â Â It’s basically one of the most popular social gatherings for single Jews in the world.Â It’s called a Matzoh Ball.Â Think of it as a New Year’s eve party for Jewish folks.Â Â It’s like a giant J-Date mixer if you will.Â Â They happen all over cities around the country on Christmas Eve.Â Â It’s a must attend if you have nothing better to do that night.
I mean who the hell wants to work on Christmas?Â Still though, if you don’t celebrate the day then at least you feel like you’re being productive.
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