Going to a Matzo Ball

If you’re a single Jewish person then you have to go to one of these.   It’s basically one of the most popular social gatherings for single Jews in the world.  It’s called a Matzoh Ball.  Think of it as a New Year’s eve party for Jewish folks.   It’s like a giant J-Date mixer if you will.   They happen all over cities around the country on Christmas Eve.   It’s a must attend if you have nothing better to do that night.

Working

I mean who the hell wants to work on Christmas?  Still though, if you don’t celebrate the day then at least you feel like you’re being productive.