It’s a fact – Every guy loves meat. There’s very few things better than holding a scalding hot burger, oozing with cheese and overflowing condiments, and then biting into that toasted bun.

Sure, we know they’re not great for us, but if that’s what you’re worried about, go order a salad Sally. If you care about the deliciousness that is the best burger, than you’ll find it here. And yes, we’re excluding those boujie-ass burgers that will cost you an arm and a leg. We keep it simple around here.

Whopper – Burger King

Baconator – Wendy’s

Big Mac – McDonald’s

Ultimate Cheeseburger – Jack In the Box

Double Double Burger – In-N-Out

Junior Bacon Cheeseburger – Wendy’s

Bacon Cheeseburger – Five Guys

Galley Boy – Swenson’s (Ohio)

Double Bacon Deluxe – Red Mill Burgers (Washington)

Sliders – White Castle

1/3 lb. Steakhouse Thickburger – Hardee’s

Bacon Roadhouse – Checkers

Smokehouse Double – Johnny Rockets

BBQ, Bacon & Cheddar – Smashburger

XXXL (Triple King) – Fatburger