Dec 16 2011
We donâ€™t have beef, we just know when to keep things real. Waking up this morning, we thought, â€œMan, Special K is so underrated as a cereal.â€ Then we popped on the tube and watched a bunch of crap that should never be described as news-worthy. Really?
Since we know whatâ€™s cool and what sucks dong, we figured weâ€™d help you join the club by avoiding to talk about any of these overrated things.
You know who you are. The ones who start a Pandora station, catch one of Nickelbackâ€™s terrible songs, and the next thing you know, youâ€™re thinking to yourself, â€œThey arenâ€™t that bad.â€ Well guess what dude, they are that bad. And if you think Nickelbackâ€™s not overrated, then at least admit your taste in music is.
7. Good/Expensive Beer
Oh is this Natty keg not good enough for you? Screw you beer snobs! Go ahead and spend your $15 for a sixer, and enjoy talking about how much you make with the other lame-oâ€™s at the party. While you let your first beer breath to extract the best taste, weâ€™ll be on our fourth game of pong, getting ready to own the night.
6. 3D TV
If you own a 3D TV, youâ€™re pretty much admitting youâ€™re way to cool for school! I mean who wouldnâ€™t want to drop hot dime to sit around with one of your best friends, watching the big game, and wearing those rad glasses? Itâ€™ll be done in three years on all TVâ€™s, sans glasses, just watchâ€¦ your sick TV while we enjoy our 55â€ flat screen with 20 friends.
Call us haters, but letâ€™s be honest, Halloweenâ€™s cool for about 12 years. Once you stop getting free stuff for dressing up, it kindâ€™ve gets a little lame. I mean, itâ€™s great getting #HAM, but do we need to dress up to do it? Ehhh.
4. LeBron James
This is predictable. Heâ€™s got the word â€œWitnessâ€ tatted on his damn leg, and â€œChosen Oneâ€ across his back and has yet to own it. Steve Kerr has five rings and a game-winner in a clinching game. â€˜Bron â€˜Bron has zero. Think about that, Steve Kerr!
3. Checking Halloween Candy
You knock out as many houses as you can while trick-or-treating, only to get home and have your parents delay the process of getting a sugar high because â€œstrangersâ€ could have poisoned it? Look Mom and Dad, thanks for being great parents, but if youâ€™re so concerned about it, why donâ€™t you pick a neighborhood thatâ€™s not so shadyâ€¦ and one that hands out King Size Snickers!
2. Lindsay Lohanâ€™s Sobriety
Itâ€™s a lost cause, trust us. Weâ€™ve partied with LiLo and have seen both sides. Sheâ€™s just better at being a train wreck than being an upstanding citizen. We donâ€™t encourage her sloppiness (all the time), but it’s cool to watch. Trying to get her to jump off the wagon is like manually neutering your dog; gross and pretty much impossible.
1. Tim Tebow
For the love of God (and we know Tebow does a lot), can we all just stop talking about this dude? We get it, heâ€™s a gift to everyone, won titles and awards, and can awkwardly throw a football. Is he the future? Is he not? Does anyone care? If we focused on all the accomplishments we had in college, weâ€™d be starting for the Intramural All-Stars and planning our third world tour.
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