Dec 14 2011
Wild Wild West (1999)
Is it me or did you think this was Men in Black?Â I was pretty sure this movie was Men in Black and when it wasn’t I simply didn’t understand.Â Here’s a hint:Â Cowboys and Aliens sucks, period.
The Hulk and The Incredible Hulk (2003 and 2008)
I wasn’t a huge fan of all the split screens and all that “actiony” crap.Â Â Frankly it was a somewhat sentimental movie (2003 one) and you did feel for the characters but it just wasn’t “cool” enough.Â It’s a shame too because The Hulk is a badass comic and has that awesome potential but neither movie was up to snuff.
It had a nice concept and it was quite successful at the box-office ($200 million in the US only) but the critical reception was not warm at all so we won’t be seeing any Jumper 2 anytime soon…
Prince of Persia:Â Sands of Time (2010)
This was basically aÂ Pirates of the Carribean wannabe film. Â Jake Gyllenhaal is a reasonably decent actor and tries really hard here but he is no Johnny Depp, he can’t carry a movie, and the story is rather convoluted.Â It could have worked but it simply didn’t.Â No sequel this time, Mr Bruckheimer.
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