We all want to think we either know what’s cool, or we’re mega-cool ourselves. But since it’s really hard to believe, we figured to compile a list of the coolest things that every guy can pretty much agree on.

Our list pits both essential products and inventions that every guy should be grateful for having. Are there things that we may have left off? Probably. But to each is own, and in our minds, these are the greatest things known to man.

12. Flatscreen TV

11. A Case of Bud Heavy

10. Lighting Farts on Fire

9. Birth Control Pills

8. Boobs

7. Rihanna

6. Any Madden Video Game

5. Harley Davidson Sportster 883

4. Booty Shorts

3. 5’7″ Spud Webb Dunking

2. Lingerie Football League

1. Audi r8