3. Norm Peterson – Cheers

Norm knew beer was a good choice no matter what time of the day it was. In the bar where everyone knew your name, his was the most popular. Sure, he’d drink us under the table in about an hour, but the chance to throw back a couple with him would be well worth it.

2. Don Draper – Mad Men

The perfect job. The hottest ladies. The best whisky. Is there any other TV character that every guy in the world would want to be? There’s something to be said about someone that always has a drink in his hands, all while closing a mega-deal and looking right.

1. Homer Simpson – The Simpson’s

The TV king of drinking, he pretty much taught us how to properly act, and have fun while throwing ‘em back. Embarrassed for falling out of the bar with barf all over your shirt and slurring your words? Don’t be. If Homer taught us anything, it’s the proper way to be. If he wasn’t made of crayons and sketched on paper, he’d be the first to get a call from us!