4. Where Else You Gonna Preview All the Hot Styles?

MJ started the over hundo kicks, but it’s pretty much widespread across the league that any shoes you want, you can’t afford. Considering you’re all white Reebok’s from ’98 aren’t scoring you many chicks, with the grass stains and holes accenting them, you pretty much have no other place to turn for advice on what’s cool.

5. Because Your Winter Needs It

To everyone who really “didn’t give a damn” about the NBA being locked-out, you need to send a thank you note to the NBA offices. Going without cable blows, but imagine that feeling from about January through June, when there’s jack on the tube. There’s nothing else to do, and let’s face it, you can only watch so many episodes of How I Met Your Mother.