Nov 22 2011
Click on the photo for more of Kate Upton
Today was one of those days where I actually had a tough time finding a new chick who would be worthy of leading you through the P.M. Portfolio. When in doubt, go Kate Upton. You cannot lose.
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Nov 22 2011
I’m not one to judge which time era was better than which. But I will say that it must have been pretty cool living in times like the roaring 20s or the free wheeling 60s and early 70s. Must have been fun to do drugs and have sex with no diseases to care about. Granted bad stuff was happening in the body but at least then we didn’t know. Hell, that must have been fun.
Every era is packed with the good stuff as well as bad. But if there’s one thing that’s cool, it’s just looking back on it and seeing how different everything looked.
Here’s a bunch of photos taken from 1971-1977.
Nov 22 2011
It doesn’t get anymore All-American hottie than Fort Lauderdale girl Lindsey Way. She was the winner of the 2011 Miss International Hooters competition and for the life of me I have no idea what she’s been up to since. The contest took place in June so I’m guessing she’s just flying under the radar for now.
I know that she has a Florida Atlantic email address so I assume she’s still in college. Oh, and she works at Hooters. Lindsey, if you’re out there and you find this article, we’d like to interview you.
In the meantime, enjoy these pictures….
Nov 22 2011
When you look at this picture, something just doesn’t seem to add up. But when you learn the guy on the left is a billionaire, it starts to make a lot more sense.
His name is Teddy Forstman, and he was Padma Lakshmi’s boyfriend until he died of brain cancer at 71 yesterday. It’s a sad story, and though I don’t know Lakshmi’s motivations for dating him, you would presume there’s no will that would give her stuff if they were just dating, but who knows.
Fun fact about Teddy, he actually dated Princess Diana for a time. Not many people can say that.
Nov 22 2011
One of the better, more subtle pranks I think I’ve seen. This guy doesn’t understand why his shampoo refuses to get less sudsy as time goes on. It’s because his douchebag friend keeps pouring it on him, and he just doesn’t notice. Pretty hilarious, but I think it would be hard to pull off, don’t you?
Nov 22 2011
I went over this argument yesterday. If I had to choose face or body for the long term I would definitely choose face. It’s just a fact of life. What can I say? I’d rather know I was looking into a beautiful face than to know I was banging a beautiful body. The face make the mind do all kinds of stuff.
Speaking of which. Nothing can draw a man closer to a hot chick than when she has a great smile. It’s just a fact. I can’t explain said fact. I just know that it’s a fact. And we’ll leave it at that.
Here’s a gallery of hot chicks smiling….
Nov 22 2011
Sonography has shown the world some pretty weird stuff. Ultrasounds can reveal funny or frightening pictures of fetuses and the inside of a body. Deep ocean sonar is responsible for shipwreck discoveries, as well as images which have caused a lot of people to argue over the existence of Atlantis (among other unproven fantasies).
Here are 5 bizarre occurrences only seen in sonography.
Nov 22 2011
Click on the photo for more of Catalina Otalvaro
Not sure why I haven’t really heard Catalina’s name more often. I mean I know what the Catalina wine mixer is but that’s about it. Something tells me this one might creep up nicely on the sexy charts in the near future.
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The most questionable haunted items on Ebay – [Cracked]
A pleasant gallery of athletes taking shots to the groin – [Unathletic]
Miranda Kerr deserves a $2.5 Million bra – [Flisted]
When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW ads)
Welcome to the bubble hotel – [Attuworld]
Plane make a terrifying emergency landing – [Viraltoob]
50 exclusive photos of sexy TNA knockouts – [Heyman Hustle]
Up close and personal with Olivia Wilde pictures – [Don Chavez]
Some really beautiful pictures of nature – [Nedhardy]
Remember when Winona Ryder used to be sexy? – [Cityrag]
Celebrities in the 90s and how they look now – [Izismile]
Maximum exposure with hottie April Rose – [Maxim]
The 9 worst roommates you’ll ever have – [Holytaco]
Check out the all time hottest girls of the SEC – [COED Magazine]
Dress up your Apple Gadgets as books – [Gunaxin]
Hot girls in the middle of nowhere – [The Chive]
The sexiest NFL WAGS you never heard of – [Bleacherreport]
30 of the best fortune cookie fails – [Bannedinhollywood]
Nov 21 2011
Click on the photo for more of Yasmin Jordao
How the hell do I miss some of these women on my own surfing escapades in this fair internet of ours? I guess there’s just too many to keep track of. And Yasmin, I’m sorry that I skipped over you. Won’t happen again.
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