I just love women like CJ Sparxx.  They do a little bit of everything.  She’s first and foremost a “Teaseum” model, whatever that is.  But CJ also dabbles in MMA modeling and yes, she’s posed topless before.  Yay!

Other than that, I have her email address so will be attempting to get an interview soon.   Well, honestly I’d like to have way more than an interview but you gotta start somewhere right?

More of CJ after the jump…..

Continue Reading »

Actually, it would be pretty hilarious if these weren’t this guy’s kids at all, and they were just two random sticker hooligans who tag any unsuspecting person in the airport trying to catch a nap.

Do you know how annoying stickers are to take off? That’s got to be like, five minutes of work at least when you come to! But they are cute, and cute girls can get away with anything, at any age.

There is no end to the amount of weird crap coming out of Japan, but we love them for it. Their latest strange invention is in this video, which is liquid-solid hybrid candy that is one the strangest things I’ve seen.

You mix it with liquid, and it turns into a kind of candy stretch bacon looking thing that you can eat. Why you’d do this instead of just buying normal solid candy, I have no idea, but it makes for an interesting science project I guess.

Look I don’t care that it’s only November.  Just thinking about spring break makes me really really happy.   I don’t even know why to be perfectly honest because the chances I ever go on a Spring Break excursion ever again are about zero.   God that is depressing.

Still though, I’m somewhat happy for all the college students out there who get to unwind and take a break from their normal lives of drinking and partying.   Seems to make sense.  Let’s go drink and party to take a break from our drinking and partying.

Anyway, COED Magazine managed to get some tasty bikini pics of cheerleaders on their Spring break and we manage to have a few of our own.

Check em out after the jump….

Continue Reading »

I think the whole stripper pole craze has died down a bit.  It was fun while it lasted.  All these nutty exercise videos sprouted up and you’d be seeing women across the country try out their new stripper poles thinking they would get in great shape.

But honestly it was just an excuse to be slutty.  You know, kind of like Halloween.  But one outcome of this stripper pole craze has been the sheer volume of fail videos that have hit the web.

And today I’m going to focus on those morons that should have never gotten involved in the first place:  guys.

Continue Reading »

Pages: 1 2

Click on the photo to see the best of Fall Fashion

Look, I couldn’t care less about fall fashion.  What I do care about is models roaming around in very little clothing.  If it’s because it’s Fall then wonderful, fine, let’s do this.  Thanks for paving the way Maxim.

More things that pave my way at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

Five backup plans that could have changed history – [Cracked]

Forty of the hottest superfans in all of sports – [Bleacherreport]

Celebrity chicks who love to date athletes – [Unathletic]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW ads)

You gotta love the soccer fan sucker punch – [Attuworld]

When a giant clown terrorizes Portland – [Viraltoob]

Briana Banks is a great gal to post pictures of – [Heyman Hustle]

The hot and sexy women of Thursday night TV – [Gunaxin]

Seven of the right ways to break up with her – [Guyism]

Funny looking animals with mustaches – [Holytaco]

I can never get enough of Shay Maria – [Pickmeupnews]

A tiger rug made of 500,000 cigarettes – [The Chive]

Lauren Budd is a name that you shouldn’t forget – [Brosome]

Does anyone remember how hot Brook Banx is? – [TC Mag]

The best infographic on pornography out there – [Icanhasinternets]

Britt Robertson is sexy on the rise – [Cityrag]

Very funny fap sightings caused by censorship – [Bannedinhollywood]

Bollywood knows action better than we do – [Heavy]

I hope that this family somehow made it to a talk show because of this picture.  If it were a Youtube video it might deserve a Tosh.0 appearance.  As it stands, it’s just really funny.

I mean sure this music is horrible but I definitely would accept her popularity here in the states.

Click on the photo for more of Mikaela James

When tending bar part-time at the local watering hole, Lithuanian-born Mikaela James can be found her using her best asset: her personality. “I’ve been told that as intimidating as I may appear, I’m very friendly and approachable,” Mikaela says. “I’m sexy and a lot of fun!”

More sexy and fun  stuff at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio