. Why Going to Theme Parks Totally Sucks | - Part 2

Nov 18 2011

Five Reasons Why Going to Theme Parks Totally Sucks

Published by at 7:21 am under Editorial

There is so much walking involved

I would estimate that in the course of a day you can walk as many as 5 miles.   I”m not even kidding.   Between going back and forth, lines, everything, it’s really really tough on the feet.   And if you’re not already a really active person, after four days your body is pretty much demolished.

I Can’t Stand that Many People

I don’t like people to begin with so when you take hundreds of thousands of people and put them in one area coupled with the fact that nearly half are little screaming kids?  No thanks.  Oh and let’s not forget how many foreigners there are.  Good Lord.

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2 responses so far

  • Steven

    We went last year with my 3 year old. I carried him half the time. And by day 2 my feet were destroyed.

  • Greg

    As a former Walt Disney World castmember I myst say you missed the mark.

    Yes 90$ seems a bit much, but do you think about what that pays for. I worked at Disney’s Animal Kingdom where they have a full Safari with live animals on a 300 acre savannah, they conduct research, do all the vet work (if you get there on time you can watch, I enjoyed the tiger tooth cleaning) every animal there is an endangered species of some sort. While I was there 2 White rhinos were born among many other primates (again endangered) beyond the savannah they have 2 walking trails with gorillas or tigers or anything you can imagine. Now yes a zoo does not charge 90$ but the zoo does not have all the attractions and a near assurance that every castmember you meet will be more than pleased to help. There is the level of cleanliness, parades, shows, and countless other things at each of the parks (the fireworks show at EPCOT alone costs over 40,000$ a night)

    This and everything else offered if you think about it is worth 90$ and if you want to bring your own food and water or soda nobody says anything, you don’t have to buy anything.

    Ya the waits kinda suck just pick a better time of year to go solves the people problem as well.



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