I’m not Asian, but today I learned about the plight of Asian men, who due to the type of hair they have, possess limited options when it comes to hairstyles.

This instructional YouTube video details the nine types of hairstyles Asian guys can have, and most of them you wouldn’t want to be caught dead in. Thankfully I’m Italian and have had the same haircut for uh….ten years. Yikes. Someone needs to make a video for me to show me what else I can do.