Nov 03 2011
Justin Bieber Has a Baby?

I’m reading all these different news reports today that are saying that Justin Bieber might the father to some random girl’s kid. First of all, I don’t think this kid is even physically old enough to be able to have children. Secondly, ew.
So did he do it? Well, apparently the court is going to force Bieber to take a paternity test, but until the results come back, everyone is going to be joking about “Baby” having a totally different meaning.
Will Selena Gomez break up with him over this? That would be a big loss. I hope she was worth it Bieber! Or I hope this is all BS, which it probably is.
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big loss for whom? selena’s probably pissed she didn’t get knocked up