Sitting in Traffic

You heard that right.  If there’s one thing I might hate more than anything in the entire world, it’s sitting in traffic.   But be glad that you are.  Look on the bright side.   You own a car.    If you’re in traffic, what if there was an accident causing the traffic?  At least it’s not you.   Maybe a great song is on.  Maybe you’ll find out something you never knew listening to the radio.  Maybe there will be someone really awesome picking their nose next to you.