Archive for October, 2011

Oct 20 2011

She’s Uncoachable: Ellie Gonsalves Has a Crush on Kate Upton

Published by Natty under She's Uncoachable

There are three things I love about Ellie Gonsalves without doing any further research.  The first is that she’s 20 years old.  Win.  The second is that she’s Australian. W in  number 2.   The third is that she has a lady crush on Kate Upton.

Just the thought of those two doing some kind of pseudo lesbian photo shoot has been keeping me up at night.   Other than that I got nothing other than I’m surprised Ellie isn’t more famous.  She should be.

More of Ellie after the jump….

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Oct 20 2011

A New Stealthy Way to Sneak Booze In

Published by Johnny X under Pictures

“They’ll never look in my BAGUETTE!” MUAH HAHAHAHA!”

That was my best supervillain impression. I thought it was rather good. In any case, you don’t have to be a supervillain to pull off this move of hiding your booze in bread. It’s total inconspicuous, as people drink out of bread all the time, right? Sure they do. Don’t question the logic. It also helps keep the temperature constant. We should just start storing everything in bread.

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Oct 20 2011

Behold, The Last Airbender

Published by Johnny X under Video

Alright, so he’s not exactly Aange, but this kid is really damn good at Kung Fu for being how old? Nine? Five? Twelve? I’m not really good a guessing kids’ ages.

I thought this was going to be goofy, but there’s no denying the kid has some serious skills. Now, put him against another three year old and let’s see what he can do.

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Oct 20 2011

The Backnang FK Automotive Carwash Killed It

Published by Natty under Hot Chicks

We’ve featured sexy carwashes on this site before.  That’s nothing new.  But have you ever seen a carwash done in another country?  Oh baby!  Not sure if you guys know what FK Automotive is but it’s known worldwide as a prominent manufacturer of automotive accessories.

FK also has offices and dealerships all around the country.  And wouldn’t you know, they have sexy carwashes too.   Take Backnang, Germany for example.

This is one of the best carwashes of all time….

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Oct 20 2011

7 Candies That Bring Back Childhood Memories

Published by Natty under Editorial

This is an article I did about a year ago that screamed Halloween goodnessI think it makes sense to post it again as Halloween nears.

So Halloween being  just around the corner means I have to prepare my home for all the little trick-or- treater’s around my neighborhood.   And given I don’t really eat candy that much anymore our preparations for our candy bowl are seriously bringing back some memories for me.  Not to mention that fact that last year we nearly ran out of candy.

As an adult you always see your staple candies out there.  You know, stuff like Snickers, Twix, Almond Joy, Baby Ruth, etc etc.   But there are specific candies I remember eating as a kid that just don’t seem to crop up as an adult.

Here are seven that I miss dearly…..

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Oct 20 2011

Thursday’s Throwdown: Kate Upton isn’t Fair, Science Always knows, and Fans hate This Guy

Published by Natty under Thursday's Throwdown

Click on the photo for more of Kate Upton

We’ve seen Kate Upton pose in photos for Victoria’s Secret lingerie before, so it should come as no surprise that there are more pics of the buxom young bikini model sporting their gear. But still, doesn’t it get you every time? It does me.

More things that get me at Uncoached’s Facebook page

The Wash

Eight simple questions you won’t believe science can answer – [Cracked]

Dude can’t even get a cheer going in his own park – [Unathletic]

For those who don’t know who Chuck Testa is – [Cavemancircus]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

This is how you orbit the earth in one minute – [Attuworld]

It’s offical:  Lindsay Lohan is poison – [Celebslam]

15 actors who would make amazing Russian Generals – [Uproxx]

This is going to be the story that makes your day – [Nedhardy]

I could spend some time with Crissy Anderson – [Flisted]

A list of the top ten fictional pirates – [Gunaxin]

The hottest woman with the longest name – [Don Chavez]

A collection of awesome street ads – [Funtasticus]

Now this is how you crash a party – [Cityrag]

The world’s hottest supermodel greets us – [Heyman Hustle]

10 of the worst people you’ll encounter on the subway – [Brobible]

Twenty of the worst police fails you’ll see this week – [Heavy]

The world’s biggest Aquarium is awesome – [Izismile]

A gallery of hotties in the workplace – [The Chive]

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Oct 19 2011

Best of Hometown Hotties Leads the P.M. Portfolio

Published by Natty under PM Porfolio

Click on the photo for the best of Maxim’s hometown hotties

For years now Maxim has been going out and seeking talent from the small towns of yesteryear.   Well, whatever year.  The point is they are excellent at finding hot girls in small places.  And thank God for that.

Thank God that Uncoached’s Facebook Page exists

The Portfolio


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Oct 19 2011

An Awesome Car Cemetary in Switzerland

Published by Natty under Pictures

I’m not 100% sure about why I decided to post these pictures.   I don’t know.   I mean I’m not the kind of dude that finds art in anything and things that some stupid milk cartoon is cause for discussion.

But there’s a certain dignity and history to seeing cars that are in this state.   I don’t know what it is.  I feel like there’s just a history there and each car tells a story.

Anyway, Aal these cars found their final resting place at the Autrofriedhof in Switzerland. Photographer Thomas Margelist captured their modern looks and spirit…..

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Oct 19 2011

She’s Uncoachable: Danya Davis is a Heartbreaker

Published by Natty under She's Uncoachable

I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately but the blonds are definitely making some headway.  And who better to increase this trend than Danya Davis?  She goes by the name Miss Danya D.  I’m not sure if that’s in reference to her bust size or her last name.  Well, she’s a C cup but whose really paying attention?

In any event,  Danya is 23, is a very serious model and has the kind of look that would turn any man into putty.  In fact I’m already kind of like a jell-o mold looking at this specimen.  Truly gorgeous.

More of Danya after the jump….

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