Good lord, just when I thought these joke costumes couldn’t get any worse, here comes the “pussy magnet” to ruin my day. I’m not sure what’s worse, the joke itself, or the fact that you’re walking around with a bunch of dismembered cat heads glued to you. Because nothing gets the ladies like dead and mutilated cats! Just ask serial killers.

There’s nothing quite like watching Star Wars for the very first time, and this guy thought it would be a good idea to record his kids when they discover the (SPOILERS FROM 30 YEARS AGO) secret that Darth Vader is really…Luke’s father! NOOOOOOO! That’s impossible! That was pretty much their reaction too, and this is priceless.

Every so often, The Simpsons will bring in a guest creative mind to fashion their timeless couch gag. They’re often pretty cool, but this one stands out above all others as it’s from Ren and Stimpy creator John K. If you remember that show, you know that this is going to be absolutely insane, and yeah, it totally is. Check it out for yourself above.

If there’s one thing about a female that’s attractive it’s that as a male you can accept nearly anything about them.  For example I can’t stand vegans but if there were such thing as a tan, big breasted, gorgeous vegan out there I believe my tolerance of vegans would dramatically improve.

So when there’s a female who considers herself  “one with nature” or “outdoorsy” I’m really not going to mind as long as she’s extremely attractive.  In fact, let’s go hike in those mountains!

Sexy nature girls after the jump…..

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If there’s one exciting feeling in the world, it’s the feeling of going to and arriving at a casino.  You’re so full of hope and readiness to hit that floor.  Most times that excitement leaves you the minute you lose a dime.

For me, I love going to casinos but I can only take so much.  One night is usually all I can handle.  If anything, the amount of smoking is enough to make me vomit.

Oh, and there’s also the other stuff that annoys me.  In particular?  These seven types of people….

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Click on the photo for six sexy advertising moments

The Week in Sexy Advertising. It’s written by Steve Hall who publishes Adrants, a site that writes about marketing, advertising and the use of sex as a selling point.  Bottom line, this stuff is sexy.

More sexy things to see at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

If you could only photoshop the real world – [Cracked]

Seven golf swings that could use some work – [Unathletic]

The top ten biker gangs you need to be aware of – [Maxim]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Some of the best stories of the day are here – [Attuworld]

Maria Fowler loses her top in the ocean – [Don Chavez]

Jessica Skyy’s hotness belongs in a museum – [Flisted]

The craziest images captured by X-Ray technicians – [Brobible]

14 people you’ll meet in your college dorms – [Guyism]

The five worst types of NFL fans – [Gunaxin]

Wonderful world of the sexy Lucy Pinder – [Funtasticus]

Nothing wrong with a little Adriana Lima today – [Heyman Hustle]

21 Smoking shots of Cameron Diaz – [Cityrag]

A collection of awesome redneck pictures – [The Chive]

Fifteen comedians who wound up sucking – [Popcrunch]

Photos of Bill O’Reilly making dumb faces – [EgoTV]

Encouraging words for an entrepreneur – [Nedhardy]

The sexiest sportscasters from around the world – [Bleacherreport]

Click on the photo for more of Tiffany Crystal

A while back the super sexy (and excellently named) Tiffany Crystal was chosen as the big winner of #FriskyFriday madness after posting a phenomenal picture of herself.  As such, she earned a spot on this site.  Yay!

More girls who earn spots at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

You know what the sad thing about people is?  We have a lot more talent and skills that we would give ourselves credit for.  In fact human beings are pretty damned handy when you think about it.

The main issue with humans is that 9 times out of ten the effort they put into life comes in the form of things that don’t really return anything.   What I mean is, if you think about how much effort we put into things like watching TV, surfing the internet, and about 6000 other things that don’t really enable us to get anything out of the experience (other than entertainment), it kind of sickens me.

Here’s a great example of someone with tremendous skill.  I’ve heard nothing of this person other than they built a kick ass car from scratch? Why not turn that into a business?  I don’t get it.  I really don’t.

His work is after the jump…..

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Let me share a small tidbit story that explains the look of Briana Barela.  I don’t know Briana so I’m not angry at her.  But Briana has the look of a girl who I know I could get on that one special day where my game is on fire.   She’s incredibly hot but on that day it doesn’t matter.  Everything I say and do works out in my favor.

But then day 2 comes and I pick up the phone only to find that I don’t get a call back.   I become more and more obsessed with Briana because well, she’s that hot.  And then life starts to suck, but Briana remains hot, happy, and never called back.   Why Briana?  Why?

Anyway, this is all untrue but Briana does kind of look like Kim Kardashian so that’s good.  More of Briana after the jump…

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