Click on the photo for more of Clara Alonso

Smoking hot Spanish model Clara Alonso posing on the beach in various tiny bikinis and other sexy beachwear… do I really need to say any more? I guess I could if I wanted to but whatever…

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The Portfolio

I for one am not the biggest fan of Graffiti.  I just think it’s stupid.  I understand graffiti that is on purpose, legal, and paid for.  But to deface stuff just for the purpose of being rebellious doesn’t really fly in my book.

Well that is unless the work that is being done is witty and hilarious.   I don’t care if it’s neat or artistic.  I just has to make me laugh or smile.

And I think these photos are gonna make you smile…..

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Ashley Nicole Arthur is a 25-year-old model and ring girl from San Antonio, Texas, who has held round-cards for King of Kombat and Bellator. Her list of credits include multiple appearances for Playboy (just Google it), as well as promotional work for the beloved Fleshlight.

Ashley currently works as a commercial real estate agent while studying business at University of the Incarnate Word….whatever that is.  Bottom line is that she’s gorgeous.

More of Ashley after the jump….

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I would obviously have to buy this teapot, as it would immediately become the coolest thing I owned. I can’t figure out if it’s for sale anywhere, but worst case scenario I could probably make one from scratch if I really had to. Note that a cup attaches from the botton for your to pour your T in. Only Mr. T could have ever come up with an invention so purely and utterly brilliant.

We in America take our idioms for granted, and as such we can forget that people from foreign countries don’t really understand what we’re talking about when we use them. Here in this video, a German expresses his frustration with the phrase “Shooting Fish in a Barrel” as he thinks that when you actually work out what it means, it’s absolutely stupid. It’s kind of hard to argue with him.

Our friends at Air New Zealand (yeah, we’re international) thought you should take a look at their latest spot with features some siamese sheep, and some Playboy twins. Yeah, it’s quite the combo.

It’s meant to show “cuddle class” on the airline, which means it’s comfortable I guess, and good for couples or conjoined twins. Check it out above.

If there’s one thing I’ve enjoyed about the news over the last few years it’s how hot the anchors and other reports have gotten.   I mean you’ve got the cute glasses girls over at MSNBC.  You’ve got weather girls in other countries.  It’s really a great thing.   And let’s not forget about athletic sideline reporters.  Wow.

But how about anchors?  How about the “main” people delivering the news?   Well I’ve rounded up five anchors that definitely deserve the “hot” label.

Oh yeah, they’re all busty too……

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For the life of me I can’t remember the professors I had in college.   And that was 10 years ago.   I can barely remember the teachers I had in high school either.   But for some reason I can vividly picture all the teachers I had way back in elementary school.

I’m not sure if you guys have the same type of memory as I do but it’s definitely a strange thing.   Rather than dive into all that is my wacky long term memory I’d rather focus on the influence of these teachers.

They had more of an effect on us than we probably think.   Here are five types of teachers you had in elementary school….

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Click on the photo for more of Kate Upton

Apparently Sports Illustrated swimsuit model extraordinaire Kate Upton isn’t done tantalizing and titilating us as these pics from something called Remix magazine will undoubtedly prove.

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The Funbag

The seven creepiest old school robots – [Cracked]

Sxi of the worst kinds of sports fans you hate – [Unathletic]

Maria Kanellis is still one of my favorites – [Heyman Hustle]

Check out the nose cleaning world championships – [Attuworld]

When you need celebrity cleavage go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Smuggline cocaine using a submarine tutorial – [Brobible]

Check out the latest girl next door – [Bullz-Eye]

Kim Kardashian’s ass will never ever quit – [Celebslam]

Jordana Brewster does some nice things for Maxim – [Don Chavez]

Jennifer Lopez on ecstasy – [Cityrag]

The video for the cyber girl of the year – [Linkiest]

Suzanne Nakata is a very hot ring girl – [Cagepotato]

Basketball pictures to make you feel old – [The Chive]

Grow a manly beard in five easy steps – [Gunaxin]

25 really nasty lunch meat products – [Holytaco]

The worst penalty kick in the history of anything – [Justaguything]

Check out Mark Zuckerberg’s new house – [Izismile]

Erica Durance makes Canada proud – [Spewf]