Look I know the whole point of modeling pictures is to create something the appears to be fun or appears to be sad.   It’s not really how the people feel, it just looks that way.

But something tells me the Victoria’s Secret girls are truly happy the entire time.  Wouldn’t you be ecstatic if you were that hot, being paid that much, and every single person looking at you wanted nothing more than to do whatever it took to get you?

Sure it could lead to stalkers and psychos and what not but damn, I’d be thanking my lucky stars if I were that attractive and got paid for it.

Check out the Angels after the jump….

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Let me preface this by saying that Peter Luger’s will not be on this list because it is located in Brooklyn.  And for the record Luger’s is slowly going down the chain.   I don’t know what’s going on over there but I’ve had 3 or 4 confirmations that their steak just isn’t as good as it used to be.  Perhaps the people who took the Luger’s model have in fact improved upon it.

Rating a steakhouse is not an easy thing to do but I’ve been a serious steak eater for around 25 years now so I think I have a pretty good sense of these things.

In this article I’m not going to focus on the ambiance, decor, or even service.  I’m taking about places where you can get a kick ass steak and know what it’s worth paying for….

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Click on the photo for more of Catiane Lauser

What could be better than winding down the day with a beautiful Brazilian babe who’s flying low under the radar? Meet Catiane Lauser. We imagine we’ll be seeing big things from her here in the next year or so.

More girls that are under the radar at Uncoached’s Facebook page

The Madness

The most badass heroes who didn’t use a weapon – [Cracked]

Five scientific benefits sports have on people – [Unathletic]

The 100 greatest shut up instances in movie history – [Uproxx]

Twenty eight awesome cases of underboob – [The Chive]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW ads)

This is by far the best way to view Windows 95 – [Attuworld]

When you’re looking for geek stuff go here – [Major Geeks]

There are still two big reasons to like Lindsay Lohan – [Flisted]

An awesome gallery of old school video game art – [Heavy]

Lezley Zen is a good reason to wake up every day – [Heyman Hustle]

Some super sexy pictures of Mila Kunis – [Cityrag]

Faceplanting on a boogie board is funny – [Don Chavez]

Featured models of the week rock at this site – [Bullz-eye]

They don’t call them Tatas for nothing – [Funtasticus]

If you are looking for very funny political stuff go here – [Ace]

Some of the newest Guinness world records – [Izismile]

Padma Lakshmi makes food super sexy – [Gunaxin]

Eight ways to turn a female friend into more – [Guyism]

I happen to live on Long Island so frankly I’m kind of ashamed here.   Here is the excerpt from the news:

A Long Island mom was arrested after encouraging two 12-year-old girls to fight outside an elementary school — then beating up another child who was watching — after word of the fight erupted on Facebook, authorities said today. Daphne Melin, 32, egged on the brawl outside William Floyd Elementary School in Shirley on Sunday afternoon, Suffolk County cops said.

Well I do know this.  I don’t live in Shirley and I know that Shirley totally blows.  At least all of Long Island doesn’t get a bad name.  What a horrible horrible mother.

I’ve honestly never seen a celebrity in as many awesome pictures as Snoop Dogg.  It’s just not possible.  I don’t know if it’s because it’s Snoop Dogg or what.  I just know that this guy never ceases to amaze me.

Click on the photo for more Texas State Jersey Girls

She’s been named the World’s Sexiest Mavs Fan & Hottest Texas Rangers Fan.  Now @heathero14 is odds-on-favorite to be named Hottest Texas State University fan.  And rightfully so.

More great fans and fun stories at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Anyone else a fan of the website Engrish?  It’s about as stereotypical a name as you can possibly have for a website but the premise is pretty funny and it’s tough to argue with.

All around the world people are constantly getting English phrases wrong.  It’s funny when you hear a person screw up but it’s even funnier when it’s right in your face.

Here are 10 in your face examples of English gone wrong….

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Obviously when you’re looking at a model like Diana Morales, a woman like this asking you out would probably be the highlight of your life.  I know that I’d be quite elated.

Other than that I have nothing to really mention.  I just know that I’m getting severely tired of this country and if I could move somewhere where the women look like this?  Things would be happier.  Maybe.

More of Diana after the jump…

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Forget hovercars and invisibility cloaks, this is the invention that I want more than anything on earth. A toilet whose main goal is to be comfortable? I could sit down and watch TV on this thing and never once have to get up for the next three months as long as there was a constant supply of Doritos and beer heading my way. Simply phenomenal.