I’ve seen some track athlete fails in my time, but this time it’s like they’re TRYING to take out every single hurdle along the way. To his credit, he does seem to be about two feet shorter than everyone else, so that could contribute to his failure, but seriously, can’t they just let him run under the hurdles or something instead of embarrassing himself to this degree?

Imagine you’re a beautiful female and you’re in your room or out and about, are bored, and decide you want to take a picture of yourself.   20 years ago this wasn’t really a commonplace because when you take a great picture of yourself the natural reaction is to want to share it with people.   But now?

Now it’s almost your duty to share great pictures of yourself with people.   If anything Social Networking has taught me that there are a hell of a lot more hot girls out there than we give credit for.   Well, there’s some bad people out there too but we’re not focusing on that here today.

Check out these Social Network mavens after the jump….

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I never really paid much attention to rap battles before the movie 8 Mile but nowadays I have good battles out on my radar.  When you think about it, battling is a truly impressive skill.  It takes a quick use of the English language as well as wit to pull it off.

However, as much as there are some great rap battlers out there, there are probably 10 times as many wannabes who completely suck.   And of course lots of their dumb antics are caught on film.

I’ve assembled five videos that have both skill and crap that I would deem the funniest rap battle videos of all time.  Just an FYI there’s some NSFW language here after the jump….

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Click on the photo for more of Summer Thrush

As beautiful as she is, it might come as a bit of a surprise if you’ve never seen Summer Thrush before. She’s got a face and body that are both built for modeling and the kind of name that’s normally reserved for headlining stars in summer blockbuster movies. So, you’d think you would have seen her all over the place by now.

See me all over the place at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

Five rules for people suffering football addition – [Brobible]

Eleven products that are useful but embarrassing to use – [Cracked]

Soccer player gets a flying kick to the groin – [Unathletic]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

One of the most unusual motor homes you’ll see – [Attuworld]

10 of the coolest roadside attractions in the U.S. – [Guyism]

Seven of the best body swap movies to ever come out – [Social Hype]

Don’t ever forget how hot Jessica Burciaga is – [Flisted]

Anything involving Candice Swanepoel makes me happy – [Heyman Hustle]

Get over your hump day with these hotties – [Funtasticus]

Check out the “like a boss” cage match – [Cityrag]

This jacket has a breathalyzer in it – [Don Chavez]

25 awesome Chronicle of Narnia tattoos – [Holytaco]

One of the best collection of Mexican women – [COED Magazine]

A bunch of funny end of the rainbow surprises – [Izismile]

If you’re looking for a brief history of bacon – [Gunaxin]

Melissa Giraldo is so hot that it’s not fair – [Brosome]

Click on the photo for more of Jessica White

I think it’s safe to say that if I had to make a top 10 Ebony women list that Jessica White would certainly be in it.   This picture alone is making me recount the days when I got freaky with a former Cowboys cheerleader.  Yes, I did.

More funny tales can be told at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

OK.  When cars started doing things like going a little nuts with the fishtails in the back I said fine.  When cars started putting those stupid family sticker and the dumb metallic stickers that show what school or sport the kids are in I said fine.

Hell I’m even OK with the testicles things that trucks are sporting these days.  But at some point you gotta draw the line.  Now people are hanging crap off of mufflers?  Really?

Check out the nonsense after the jump…

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To be honest I’m not sure I’ve ever even posted Louise Cliffe on this website which should be a federal crime.   I think it might have been way back in 2007 when I first laid eyes on this beautiful Brit.

And sure enough, 4 years later she’s going strong and still has a fantastic body (and face).   Other than that I can’t really say much because I’m somewhat speechless.  Thanks Louise!

More of Cliffe after the jump….

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Oh come on, you’re telling me this isn’t on purpose? There’s no way that’s even possible. I hear this was on the front page of a Swedish newspaper as well. Best case scenario, it looks like a bong, worst case scenario? I won’t say it, but it rhymes with that.

I’m actually curious to see what sport hands out a trophy that looks like this.

Even though it’s not spelled the same, Adam Carolla is tired of his last name being associated with Toyota, especially when all he buys is Nissans. His solution? To actually change his name to “Versa” to be better associated with a more reliable brand, at least according to him. The changeover isn’t exactly smooth, but he deems it worth it. Car brands aside, I think Versa is actually the cooler name in the end.