If only she still looked like this, we might actually be celebrating this news today.

Rumor currently has it that Lindsay Lohan is going to pose nude for Playboy at long last, after many years of being pursued. As no one in Hollywood wants to work with her due ot her not being able to show up to work on time and coherent, this was he best bet.

Reportedly she’s being paid a million dollars for the spread, which has already taken place and went “well.” Will this be a Kim Kardashian BS shoot where she shows half her boob and her ass? That would certainly not be worth it.

But let’s remember, I’m not so sure Lohan is even worth seeing naked at this point, as she’s fallen a long way from the above picture. But no one knows how to airbrush like Playboy, and I’m sure they’ll have their work cut out for them.