“They’ll never look in my BAGUETTE!” MUAH HAHAHAHA!”

That was my best supervillain impression. I thought it was rather good. In any case, you don’t have to be a supervillain to pull off this move of hiding your booze in bread. It’s total inconspicuous, as people drink out of bread all the time, right? Sure they do. Don’t question the logic. It also helps keep the temperature constant. We should just start storing everything in bread.