Oct 04 2011
What NOT to be This Halloween
Good lord, just when I thought these joke costumes couldn’t get any worse, here comes the “pussy magnet” to ruin my day. I’m not sure what’s worse, the joke itself, or the fact that you’re walking around with a bunch of dismembered cat heads glued to you. Because nothing gets the ladies like dead and mutilated cats! Just ask serial killers.
Even More Uncoachable Stuff
- Only in Japan: Cat Weightlifting Game Show
- The Myspace Toolbox: Kevin Hallows Scares the Crap out of Me
- New Zealand School Taking Heat for Possum Throwing Contest
- The Raleigh Hooters Swimsuit Contest
- She’s Uncoachable: Incredible Bikini Model Laura Michelle Prestin
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All I know is I need to work for this company. I already have some ideas for next year.
-Douche Bag
-Dirty Sanchez
-Rusty Trombone
-Dick Head
-or Amateur Gynecologist