I was trying to pinpoint where I remembered Jacqueline Suzanne from and it dawned on me.   Every time I would search “hometown hottie” on Google she would be one of the first pictures.

Jackie’s got it all.   Her face is a killer.  Her body is even more deadly.  She’s the type of girl that you absolutely kill yourself over.  Like the type that if you think likes you, you’ll wind up waiting by the phone for weeks hoping that she calls.

It’s just too damned dangerous to meet a girl like her.  Wow.  More of Suzanne after the jump….

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Everyone likes taking pictures at famous monuments, but there is none quite like the leaning tower of Pisa which inspired normal people to look like idiots in droves.

There is an obsession with taking a shot that looks like you are holding it up, and other than the Washington Monument penis joke, I can’t think of another landmark that has such a pose to go with it. From the outside, these people look ridiculous.

Well crap, I’m planning a trip to Europe and I was going to leave all my valuable stuff in the safe at the hotel there, but after watching this video I’m not so sure.

As it turns out, safes are as safe as their name would suggest and this one can be opened using only zeros. Good find sleuths!

Way back in 2009 I did an article on the 15 hottest Italian women I knew of.   Honestly I’m not too sure why it’s taken me over two years to revisit the subject considering how big a love I have for Italy and it’s ladies.

I guess it’s better late then never right?  The degree of awesomeness these ladies possess is unmatched hence why I need to do an article like this more often.

Anyway, here are 15 new Italians for your radar.

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As an adult I know that I get sincerely pissed off when something breaks my routine.    God forbid the power goes out or some kind of leak starts to happen.  Anything that screws with my schedule really pisses me off.

Even worse?  When that malady happens to be myself.  I can’t stand getting sick, having to go to the doctor, any of that stuff.   You sit there miserable only hoping to get back to the normal crap routine you already had.

As a kid though, there are some bodily things that were in essence crappy that you kind of thought were cool.  Here are five of them….

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Click on the photo for more of Jamie Lee Darley

About the only thing that’s been decent about the show Entourage is this little blond hotty.  Other than that I think the show totally took a dump.   Still though, Darley is pretty ridiculous.

More girls like her at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

This accident winds up being a complete miracle – [The DW]

Beloved characters who actually had bad illnesses – [Cracked]

A collection of sexy baseball fans – [Unathletic]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Now this is how you promote pizza – [Totally Crap]

A gallery of girls wearing white – [Attuworld]

The 20 worst movies made by Oscar Winners – [Gunaxin]

Candice Swanepoel in a white wedding dress – [Heyman Hustle]

Rare pictures of the Beatlles when they were young – [Don Chavez]

The sexiest weather women of the world – [Banned in Hollywood]

Cameron Diaz is way too ripped for me – [Cityrag]

The blast from the past model of the day – [Bullz-Eye]

Beautiful skylines from around the globe – [Izismile]

A low down dirty good time – [The Chive]

Twenty of the worst parenting fails in history – [Heavy]

25 ridiculous movies about dinosaurs – [Holytaco]

One of the best seats in the history of seats – [Nedhardy]

Click on the photo for the week in women by FHM

Every single week the folks at FHM do a little “week in women” column that I’ve come to grow fond of.   New names hit the list and you make new discoveries.  It’s a real barrel of a good time.

More good times at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Advertising is a tough business and in this new age of “online” it’s only getting tougher.   Consumers are getting smarter and are going to great lengths to ignore ads.   Which means one of two things.  Either the advertisers have to get more creative or they have to get more invasive?

But what if it’s neither?  What if they simply made a gigantic blunder by placing an ad in a spot where it was never supposed to be?

That’s exactly what you’re going to see below:  ads placed in the wrong place at the wrong time….

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I honestly just couldn’t think of a decent title for Jessyca Rayanne.   I guess putting the word “awesome” in there made perfect sense.   She’s 5’8, 125 pounds and sort of qualifies as one of my “pure power” girls.   By that I mean she just seems like the type that would own you.  And that’s a good thing Jessie.

Other than that, what’s to say?  Jessyca does it all.  She models, acts, and looks darned good posing next to cars.   We are all looking forward to her next shoot and next appearance on this site.

More of Rayanne after the jump….

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