With all of the photoshop images, cropping, and whatever the hell else they do out there you wonder what people are actually real and who are just made up dolls.  It seems that in some way or another nearly all of us mask who we are when we wake up each morning.

It’s just that some do it way more than others.   Some go to the extent that they are completely unrecognizable after all that make up goes on.

Courtesy of make up artist Vadim Andreev, below are some prime examples of the magic of makeup….

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Alice Panikian is a Bulgarian-born Canadian model who was crowned Miss Universe Canada on March 21, 2006.  She went to William Lyon Mackenzie Collegiate Institute in Toronto, and graduated in 2003.

At 6’0″ tall she is not only the tallest major national titleholder in Canadian history, but also had earned a significant amount of attention from the world press as one of the strongest candidates to succeed to then-reigning Miss Universe, Natalie Glebova, also from Canada.

Isn’t that amazing?  6’0.  Wow.  Pics after the jump….

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Only in Japan would this scene ever happen, but now that it is, I have to say that it’s pretty awesome. So who do you think will win the fight? The Colonel already has military experience on his side, but Ronald is a psychopathic samurai clown, so that would probably help out quite a bit.

This has to be one of the strangest episodes of Divorce Court I’ve ever seen. I haven’t been sick in bed for a while, so I haven’t seen the show in a long, long time, but this episode has to be one of the most insane.

This woman wants to divorce her husband because he treats her TOO well. It sounds bizarre in theory, and is even more so when you see her reasoning on the show. How the hell is this possible in this day and age?

I’ve already gone through my whole speech about the internet and how it’s this new place for girls to post their pictures publicly.  It all started with Myspace and has gradually moved onto Facebook.

While I’m sorry if it leads to crime and all that, when done innocently and for us guys to ogle over then it makes me very very happy that I’m a part of the internet generation.  Yay!

So here’s some girls just having fun and showing it off….

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The other day I was in the car and I heard something pretty funny from my wife.   The song “Sussudio” was playing on the radio and my wife told me that when any song featuring Phil Collins is playing on the radio you’re not allowed to turn it off.

I’m not sure who made up that rule but I found it to be quite funny.   Not only did I find it funny, I found it to be “appropriate” somehow.  There are just some people that when you hear them on the radio you simply don’t turn their music off.

I’m not sure what the criteria is.  Perhaps it’s nostalgic music.   Perhaps it’s that they don’t have much new music these days?  Whatever it is, here are 7 such examples….

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Eh, it’s been a while since we’ve posted her here.  And I still haven’t lost any of my affection for her.  Just think, only a few short years ago she was seen by everyone having sex and now she’s a brand name.   Funny how that all works.

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There’s really only one reason I’d want one of those fancy Horse Drawn Carriage rides and that would be to watch the horses poop.  Other than that I’m not paying 75 bucks to move around slowly listening to the clippity clop.  I couldn’t care less.

And as if there weren’t enough reasons not to do this, there comes this video.

Wow.  Just Wow.