Sep 30 2011
As a male you look back on your sexual life and are usually filled with some sort of nostalgia.Â Â And it’s not necessarily for the encounters you could have had (Lord knows we all regret that) but because you realize the stuff you did then you have little chance of doing now.
I mean unless you’re a rock star, have millions of dollars, or are a star athlete, the chances of certain kinds of sexual conquests reduce dramatically with every year.Â And since I’m 32 I figured I’d come up with some stuff I’ve noticed will never happen for me.Â Well, I’m married.
But if I were single I highly doubt I’d have these chances again….
Having Sex with a Virgin
Yeah good luck with that guys out there.Â Think about how awesome that would be.Â To have that chance.Â To be able to deflower someone would be a pretty awesome feat.Â But after the age of 30?Â Chances are probably slim to none.Â Â If there’s one good thing about high school, that was most likely it.
Having Sex with a woman 20 years your senior
Every younger guy dreams of having sex with an older woman.Â Â Imagine the thrill of a 40 year old if you’re 20.Â Â But I would say 30 is when the buck starts to stop.Â I mean unless we’re talking a Madonna or Demi Moore type, 50 isn’t the greatest age for women (or men for that matter).Â Â It’s when older age starts to settle in.Â Usually past 30 guys want women younger, not older.
Having a Threesome
I know lots of guys that had threesomes in college.Â AÂ few in high school.Â But honestly I’ve heard of none of that past 30.Â Unless the situation was paid for I’ve never heard of a threesome at my age.Â Like I said, I’m sure musicians and athletes are into that stuff on a weekly basis but not us regular dudes.
Having a One Night Stand
The only reason I bring this one up is because a lot of guys past 30 are either involved or the dates they go on might require work.Â I mean how often can you really just pick up a chick in a bar and take her home that night in your 30s?Â Most first date sex nights are pre arranged these days.Â I’m talking about never met, never spoke to, never nothing, pick up in a bar, take her home and have sex.Â Â Of the five on this list this one is your best bet.
Having Sex with Two Different People on the Same Day
This simply doesn’t happen in the real world.Â It happens in college.Â Â Anyone out there that can still pull this off, you are my hero.
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