Sep 29 2011
Please Be a Real Tattoo

I was a big Ninja Turtles fan growing up, but not so much that I would get Krang tattooed on my stomach to profess my love for the show. I’m trying to figure out if this is actually a tattoo, or merely something drawn on. The quality looks good enough where it should be permanent, and if so, I weep for this man’s future or present children.
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My first thought was, “If that’s his butthole, then where is his crack?” Turns out, that’s his belly button, and there is no crack on that side. lol