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Sep 08 2011

Five Movie Sequels So Bad You Have to See Them

Published by at 7:20 am under Editorial,Entertainment,Movies

There are some movies out there that you never realized had sequels.   In fact it’s hard to believe that producers out there felt a need for another movie to be put straight to DVD to earn an extra buck.

Granted it’s a business, we all know that.   But still, show a little bit of integrity here will ya?  It’s not that the movies I’m about to mention were the greatest things ever, but I think I can safely say that none of them should have had sequels.   Then again, you kind of have to see them just to see how bad they are.

Check out five sequels that are so bad you have to see them….

The Cutting Edge 2,3, and 4

I never thought I’d actually enjoy a movie about figure skating but I have to admit that I’ve always been kind of fond of The Cutting Edge.    There’s just something very cute about Moira Kelly that made the movie manageable to watch for the duration.  Plus D.B. Sweeney is a pretty good actor.  Maybe hockey player turned figure skater was a decent idea and I think the first one pulled it off.   But did you know they followed up with not one, not two, but three sequels?  Good Lord they are horrible.

Blue Crush 2

Here’s another one of those movies I could stand because of the lead actress.  Seeing Kate Bosworth in a really small bikini for nearly 2 hours is definitely worth it.   The surfing scenes are half decent.  Other than that I would say that movie isn’t exactly up to snuff.   Honest I had no clue there was a sequel but I’m sure there’s plenty of bikini to see.

Single White Female 2:  The Psycho

Wow.  The original featuring Bridgette Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh was bad enough but a second one?  Reason you’ve never seen it is because it went straight to DVD.  Did you know it took 13 years of waiting to release this piece of crap?  Hey at least there’s semi nudity in it right?

Bachelor Party 2:  The Last Temptation

How could you even possibly get away with something like this?  I mean yeah, the only reason you see this is because of the nudity but how did the original let whoever made this crap get away with actually letting a sequel plot pass.   I mean at least make a porn out of this, not an actual sequel.

Timecop 2:  The Berlin Decision

I think it begins and ends with “The Berlin Decision” to realize how bad this movie is going to be.  The star of this movie?  Jason Scott Lee.  I really thought he’d have a career after playing Bruce Lee.  I guess not.





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4 responses so far

  • kevyar

    That was a great list!

    I also am fond of The Cutting Edge, although I never knew why…how could a movie about figure skating be cool? Although I haven’t seen it in years

    “These are figure skates, pal”

  • Dan

    You forgot all the Bring It On sequels. There’s 4 as far as I’m aware.

  • Bobcat

    I would add Highlander 5 to this list.
    It’s a VERY BAD FILM, but I was roaring with laughter all the way though it.

  • Downriver Dave

    What about the EIGHT sequels to the Stephen King movie, “Children of the Corn”? That’s a lot of stupid corn…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_the_Corn_%28film_series%29

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