Click on the photo for more sexy French maids

It’s been the dreams of most men to have a chamber maid come into their hotel room and give them something a little more extra than just a cleaning.   Hell I know it’s been mine.   And a French Maid outfit would be a great start.

More great beginnings at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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Perhaps I’m a little too sensitive to even post a title like that.   I suppose being a male and writing a “male” oriented site would lend itself to some potential backlash at posting pictures of cute animals.

But you know what?  I really don’t care.  Because anyone who looks at these pictures is going to enjoy them.  It’s nearly impossible not to.

Enjoy the cuteness after the jump….

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There isn’t too much info out there on Zuleika Cheatle Conte.  What I can say is that even though that name is a tad long, it certainly lends itself to a sexy woman.   Man this is annoying.

I just ran a pretty hefty search and I cannot find a thing on this girl.  All I can find are images when I type her name in.  I guess that’s better than nothing.  Still though, it’d be nice if we had a clue.

More of Conte after the jump….

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I get that doing make up is hard, but that’s no reason to let your comic book artist friend do it for you with a permanent marker. Otherwise you look like this and random people will now mock you on the internet from here until the future. Sorry, we just cant help it. If you didn’t do this, we would be making fun of your friend’s stupid piercings.

This guy is singing California Girls at the top of his lungs on an 8 AM bus ride in Jersey City. That’s about as ballsy as you get, and I have to respect him for trying to make the morning commute just a little more fun for people. Why aren’t you clapping along damnit? We have to encourage him!

I’ve explained and ranted about my distaste for the Emo generation plenty of times.   I’m just not a fan of people who act like they don’t care.  If you don’t care then why go through all the trouble of wearing those clothes and having that style if nothing matters?

Clearly you care about appearing to not care right?  Right.   But despite my annoyance with this group, all nasty thoughts go out the window when I’m blurred by a great body or face.   It’s just the nature of being a man.

So without further adieu, here are hot emo girls…..

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While I absolutely hate putting up articles like this I feel they are necessary.   It’s sickening to know that there are people out there that would do such harmful things, and to children no less, but we need to know they exist.

If anything, this should give you some comfort in your own lives.  If anything, you should feel a whole lot better about where you grow up and the environment you’re in now.

Because for these five children, they really didn’t have a choice…..

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Click on the photo for more of Lucy Pinder

I think we’re been going through some withdrawal on this site.  It’s been way too long since Lucy made an appearance.  Thankfully she’s back and in a very big way.   We’re very sorry Lucy.  Won’t happen again.

More repeat visit worthy girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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Nine funny videos of Mascots Dancing – [The Smoking Jacket]

Five reasons people seem to hate Derek Jeter – [Unathletic]

Eight words that you confuse for other words – [Cracked]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

In case you didn’t know, Blonds are more fun – [Attuworld]

These best place for checking out new movie stuff – [Slashfilm]

Mila Kunis sizzled last month in her GQ shoot – [Flisted]

A tough to watch running of the bulls fail – [Totally Crap]

Interesting collection of Harry Potter graffiti – [Cityrag]

Some really hot girl Jena that you might like – [Bugehoobs]

DC supervillains whose names are dead giveaways – [Gunaxin]

You won’t believe what’s happening here – [Bullz-Eye]

If you really want to learn to make money online – [Guyism]

Some nostalgic overload for the day – [The DW]

A bunch of superheroes that get no respect – [Popcrunch]

Ten ways to make people smile – [Nedhardy]

A very cool collection of strange beds – [Izismile]

These people really hate their jobs – [The Chive]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

I guess since it’s over the hump day it would be a good time to have a hotties in the wild link.  I mean why the hell not?  This is some good motivation for you dudes out there.   Get out there and try harder.  Summer is ending.

More girls you need to try to get at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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