I have to admit that I wasn’t even aware that they still made music videos.   All of MTV appears to be reality shows these days.  When the hell do they have time to squeeze them in?  And honestly who really cares anymore?

I guess it’s cool to see a cool video once in a while but whatever.   For some reason though, there are videos out there that have nothing to do with the song and wind up being pretty strange.

Here are seven that fit the bill……

Thanks to Listverse for some of these picks.

99 Problems by Hugo

It’s always weird to hear a rap song that’s been turned into a country song.  But as if that’s not weird enough, the video features someone in a pig mask, iguanas, and needles.

Parasitic by Psychlon Nine

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=52xoRLh2dWw#at=59

I’m not a fan of these really shaky feel videos but they exist, and here’s one of them.   Total weirdness.

Sober by Tool

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hglVqACd1C8#at=110

This video just doesn’t match the song.  I happen to like this song a lot.  I would want this video to simply be of the band rocking out.  But instead what the hell is this little character they got crawling around?  Totally random.

The Outside by A Perfect Circle

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KO3l733WRN0

I just like watching hot chicks but there is absolutely no reason for them here.  Then again most commercials and ads have no basis for hot girls either.

How You Like Me Now by The Heavy

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sVzvRsl4rEM#at=96

For such a groovy, hip, popular song this video is pretty random.  Hell I can accept the band playing in the woods somewhere.  But what the hell is that weird animated chick character?  I mean really?  What does that have to do with anything?

Heard it All Before by Mudvayne

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4gfC2BYtfE4#at=88

Obviously you need to include an insane metal band.  They always make weird shit.

Closer by Nine Inch Nails

I can’t describe how random this is.  From the hanging bull skull to the weird masks worn to the wind machine picking up.   What the hell is going on here?  It’s a great song but I had to feature Nine Inch Nails at some point.

Click on the photo for more of Kate Upton

Seriously, until someone can take Kate Upton’s spot then she’s gonna be getting plenty of air time.   And rightfully so.   By the way, whatever happened to Brooklyn Decker?  That was a quick fad eh?

More trends I’d like to start at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

The most poorly planned heist of all time – [Cracked]

Sexy women donning soccer jerseys is fun – [Unathletic]

Check out who the world’s hottest twins are – [Maxim]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Turns out that aviation has some pretty faces – [Attuworld]

Multiple animated versions of “The Beer Song” – [Gunaxin]

Check out the latest girl next door – [Bullz-Eye]

The best movie sidekicks of all time – [Guyism]

Now these are some frisky girl pictures – [Funtasticus]

I’m sure Abe Lincoln would have loved this – [Cityrag]

What we see versus what kids see – [Nedhardy]

The hardest working bras in all of Hollywood – [COED Magazine]

Cindy Crawford can definitely still bring the pain – [Don Chavez]

Girls of fairy tales brought to life – [Izismile]

Classic Car commercials for crappy cars – [Holytaco]

Kids games that are no longer fun – [Banned in Hollywood]

Check out some of the world’s biggest beverages – [The Chive]

Click on the photo for more of Azita Ghanizada

Azita is the star of some Science Fiction show in TV.  Frankly I’m not really thinking about that now.  I’m thinking about how much I thoroughly enjoy this photo and the day where I might get to meet and talk to this woman.

More women I want to meet at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Talk about having weed.   Talk about growing weed.   Talk about anything involving this drug.  This giant plantation of marijuana was found south of Tijuana in Mexico.  It’s unbelievable but truth be told this plantation contains more marijuana than has even been found in Mexico.

Check out the pics after the jump….

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Once in a while a site called The Chive will do a post on girls whose names they’d like to find.  The picture above is one that floated around the internet last month and people were trying to figure out who this chick was.

Turns out her name is Anette Marie and she’s from Oslo.  In truth she’s not as hot as this picture.  Still though, she’s worth of a spot on this site. Thanks to Her Website for the pics!

More of Anette after the jump

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Wow, I’m not entirely sure I’ve ever seen a picture this awesome. If the 90s had to be reduced down a single photo, you know this would be it. I had to do a double take when I saw that Jordan was there too. The other crew members would have been enough to satisfy me. Who is the guy on the far right though? Also, I’m ashamed to admit I’m too young to recognize the iconic white guy in the middle.

UPDATE:  Come on Paul! Kid n’ Play buddy!

I knew that being a firefighter was a tough job, but is this seriously what they have to go through to train? I know moments matter, but do they ever actually do something like this when they get on scene? Don’t they have to assess the situation first before they do a crazy maneuver like this? Or maybe it’s just for bragging rights at the station to see who gets the best time.

At this point I think it makes perfect sense to move to Italy and buy a motorcycle.  I mean why the hell not?  At least that’s what it seems like after seeing the kinds of girls that attended the Verona Bike Expo this year.

As if the females in Italy weren’t hot enough, now we have bike expos to contend with.  Whatever they’re putting in the water over there is something we should start important right away.

More Verona expo girls after the jump….

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I’d like to think I have a reasonable take on what can become popular and what can’t.  But if there’s anything the internet has taught us, it’s that no one ever completely knows.

I think it’s safe to say that after the “Leave Britney Alone!” video, the internet had become a much less safer place for all of us.  I mean if that dude can be popular for a week then I think anything can.

Still though, there are some phenomenons I can’t quite get a grip around.  Here are 5 of them….

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