We may be fighting two stupid wars that serve no purpose, but damn do I respect the men and women who are serving over there.

Especially so when you realize that they could be doing so much more over here, like this woman who has a powerhouse voice but is stuck over there in the desert.

This is most definitely a first.   You’d think there might be a few pictures out there on this particular subject.   Granted Jesus is a popular costume at any party, the chances of a Jesus posing with a hot chick would have to be relatively no wouldn’t you think?

Apparently not.   Apparently there are a decent amount of hotties out there who love to pose with the Lord our Savior.  And it just so happens we have an entire gallery on the genre.

Here are hot girls posing with Jesus……

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Ever read a paragraph that was way too long and completely unnecessary?  Then you’ll get what I’m getting at here.   Ever hear a salesperson use a bunch of annoying words that you just don’t need to hear?

While it’s prevalent everywhere, business is where you see the most bullshit when it comes to speaking.  People use all this dumb jargon to appear smarter, more “into it” and as if they have their shit together.

In reality they’re all as dumb as they look yet they keep using these terms again and again.   Here are ten terms/phrases in the world of business that I hate…..

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Click on the photo for more of Taylor Vixen

If you’re a Penthouse Pet, it’s a given you’re pretty hot. If they pick you to be the 40th Anniversary Penthouse Pet — kudos, you must be a serious babe. And then when you win Penthouse Pet of the Year on top of it? Well it means you’re not just some cute little Texan with perfect breasts, you are Taylor Vixen.

More Pet Like girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Check out the magic trick twofer of the day – [The DW]

Athletes who least look like athletes – [Unathletic]

Seven pieces of good news no one is reporting – [Cracked]

Paula Labaredas is the kind of hot I really like – [Moejackson]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW)

Now this is what you call straight up gangsta – [Attuworld]

Lebron James moments that will annoy you – [Banned in Hollywood]

Movie losers you would hang out with – [Guyism]

Mistakes you’ll make before you turn 30 – [COED Magazine]

Twenty one rocking shots of Debbie Harry – [Cityrag]

The hottest celebrity SFW photos – [Usemycomputer]

Chanelle Hayes and her small red bikini – [Don Chavez]

Easily the grossest picture of the year – [Celebslam]

Crazy Women showers in NYC subway – [Brobible]

She doesn’t think her boobs are big enough? – [Flisted]

The twenty hottest photos of Chrissy Teigan – [Heavy]

The posers guide to Whiskey – [Gunaxin]

Click on the photo for more of Marina Luczenko

Marina Luczenko is a Polish pop star of Ukrainian descent who caught my eye this past week as I surfed around the webs.  No vitals stats or useless facts to share, just a random selection of pictures.

More random hotties at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I always tend to feel slightly guilty about making fun of tattoos because I happen to have one that’s a little lame myself.  It’s on my ankle and features a couple of Greek letters.  Yes it’s a fraternity thing but at least the tattoo is extremely small and I could always off it if I really wanted to.

Bottom line is that it’s all relative.   I feel I definitely have a right to make fun of those that get completely outlandish tattoos.   And believe me when I say these tattoos are nothing short of ridiculous….

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Not sure if you guys know of Monica Apor but by now I would think that you should.   She’s been in both Playboy and Maxim.  Sadly, I can’t really drudge much up about her life at the present moment because these pictures are way too distracting.

Judging by her Twitter, she probably doesn’t speak a lick of English which is clearly a huge turn on.  But honestly I would say that she posing naked is as turn on as anyone would need.

More of Monica after the jump….

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I can’t quite figure out if this picture is touching or flat out stupid. It’s good to take pride in your child’s work, but no kid can draw something that is worth having on your body FOREVER.

And what is that supposed to be? A leap dripping water on a cat in a sky with two suns? Teach your kid about the universe. And I see you only went with one of the suns.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYV4z8dZozo

Jackie Chan is a man of many talents, but who knew singing was one of them? Well, sort of. He’s not exactly Josh Groban, but he’s singing a lot better than I thought Jackie Chan could sing, that’s for sure.

And he even does martial arts moves while he does this. Can someone explain to me why this video exists?