Honestly I haven’t a clue as to how the first ventriloquists came to be.  Hopefully through the years the dolls have gotten a bit cuter (though I don’t think so) but I don’t see any way an audience could have enjoyed any of this without freaking out.

Something tells me it’s a kids thing.  Kids always seem to like these really freaky dolls and such.  It’s kind of like teletubbies.   There’s this secret power on children that we don’t know about.

In any event, these old school ventriloquist dummies are nothing but frightening….

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The photo above has landed a priest in hot water with claims that he’s gay. What? Two bros can’t pose shirtless together? What’s that about? But the way he wants to prove it? That’s the amazing part.

The priest, who insists that her and the 28-year-old with whom he was photographed on a trip to Fátima are just good friends, and threw down this challenge:

Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated.

He said his mum hadn’t stopped crying over what has happened.

Locals say that the priest is a very humane person, dedicated to helping others. More than 1,000 signatures have been gathered in his support.

Uhhh first off, I’m going to say that its ridiculous that they got gay from that ONE picture, but furthermore, you know you can be uh, the pitcher, not the catcher right? And this method of proof would actually do nothing,

It doesn’t get more college awesome than Kristen Clinkscales.  Hailing from San Diego and attending San Diego State,  Kristen has all the tools to be whatever she wants to be.  Currently she aspires to be a Chargers Cheerleader which obviously I would encourage.

After that I would say that the sky is the limit for the sexy 19 year old.   Other than that I don’t have much to say other than Kristen, you are gorgeous and please keep up the good work.

More of Kristen after the jump…..

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You know, I’d probably just leave it there and call the police, but I suppose you could walk around town with it in your arms, asking if anyone can identify it.

For real though, what is going on here? Is this some new bizarre fetish like RealDolls, except now a skeleton is your love travel buddy? That would officially be the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.

I’ve seen a lot of ridiculous marriage proposals on the internet, but this one probably takes the cake. It’s one thing to plan something grand, it’s another to fake your own death. Yes, that’s exactly what happens.

I’m surprised she took it so well, I know my girlfriend would literally murder me the second she found out that I was actually OK.

You know how I like to roll when it comes to Hooters.   Bottom line, if they have a bikini contest somewhere and I’m able to get my hands on the photos, it is my sworn oath to get these photos posted immediately.

So naturally when I heard that the Carolinas were hosting an event I got pretty excited.   This batch of pictures is a bit “classier” than the normal ones.   Here you’ll see the dresses and lovely night wear.   Nothing wrong with that.

Pics after the jump…..

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It’s been a long time on Saturday Night Live.   For over 30  years the show has been entertaining America, and for over 30 years the show has been successful.  While I’m not a particularly big fan of the show at present time, once in a while you get yourself a good episode.

And usually that episode is accompanied by a host who can pull his or her own weight.  Over the years, SNL has seen plenty of its share of crappy hosts, but it’s also seen some memorable ones.

Here are my picks for the top six of all time…..

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Click on the photo for funny flight safety moments

People rarely watch the whole thing, but if they did, they would notice something peculiar. The flight safety video is quite possibly the least accurate portrayal of airline travel ever created.

More accurate stuff at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Who do you think had the best Undie run? – [Unathletic]

Six truly WTF moments from Shakespeare plays – [Cracked]

Did you know that CoCo’s mom is pretty hot too? – [Heyman Hustle]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

When parents fight at a youth soccer game – [Attuworld]

The best people vs. animals pictures – [Heavy]

Anything with Candice Swanepoel is awesome – [Celebslam]

I like how Katy Perry wears new wave – [Don Chavez]

Trish Stratus is tough enough and sexy enough – [Guyism]

One of the coolest home run gestures ever – [Brobible]

Best Star Wars characters who weren’t in the movies – [Gunaxin]

39 Things you can do to improve your livelihood – [Nedhardy]

Check out the latest girl next door – [Bullz-Eye]

Check out this amazing weight loss story – [Izismile]

Steven Tyler is about to fall off a boat – [Cityrag]

A lovely gallery of sexy Irish Women – [The Chive]

Twenty five crazy celebrity portrait tattoos – [Holytaco]

I didn’t know there was a Double-D Day – [COED Magazine]

Click on the photo for more of April Bowlby

About the only thing I ever liked about Two and a Half Men is an appearance by April Bowlby.  Thankfully I didn’t see it on the show itself but rather in a picture I found on Google.  Yay for search!

More hot searchable girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio