Jul 20 2011
I know that daycare is pretty expensive, but you might want to shell out for it if you’re you know, robbing a bank. But then again, you’re probably robbing a bank because you’re broke.
The Pasco County Sheriff says a pill popping mom made several big mistakes when she decided she needed cash for her habit. Deputies say 24-year-old Cherilyn Jannette Lopez held up a bank, with her son in tow, in the middle of the afternoon.
The robbery happened at the Regions Bank on State Road 52 in Port Richey around 2:15 Monday afternoon.
Sheriff’s deputies say when Lopez first pulled up to the bank, she left her mini-van running with her 3-year-old son in his car seat. Before she ever had a chance to rob the place, deputies tell us her son got out of the van, came up to the bank door, and got the attention of the bank manager inside. That’s when authorities say Lopez opened the door, brought her son inside, and robbed the bank.
What do you even call that crime? First degree stupidity? Sounds about right.
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