I didn’t even read this story before I knew that it needed to be featured here. After all, how often do you get to write a headline that ridiculous. Time to find out what actually happened I suppose.

A man told police he was the victim of “Booty call ninjas” early Friday. According to reports, a 44-year-old man called police after getting jumped around 1:15 a.m. in the alley off the 300 block of Youngs Avenue.

“Upon arrival, officers found the man drenched in blood,” police said. “He said he’d called his ex-girlfriend and asked her to come over for sex. She agreed to come over.”

A short time later, Katherine M. Casarez, 29, allegedly texted the victim she was in the nearby alley and had him come out to meet her.

“As he walked to her vehicle a masked man jumped from the darkness yelling and swung a pair of nunchuks at him — hitting him in the head,” police said. “Casarez grabbed a second pair of nunchuks from her vehicle and hit him in the head as well.”

Yup, that story was exactly as good as I thought it would be. Attacked by nunchucks when you were just trying to get a booty call going. You really can’t top that.

It’s pretty tough to argue anything except that Audrey Nicole is ridiculously sexy.   I really don’t know what else to say but let’s let Audrey do the talking.

I selected “public figure” but “fictional character” sounds more accurate. I’m Playboy’s Coed of the Week Dec 7, 2010! I’m a very laid-back girl, but I love to have fun! I probably take school too seriously haha. Right now I’m in New York

I guess it’s time for me to find Audrey in NY no?  More of Nicole after the jump….

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What’s the little Han? It’s you’re fifth birthday? Well that means it’s time for your traditional Korean gift of a full on mech warrior suit. What? You guys don’t do that in America? You guys are so behind the times.

You don’t get live fire weapons until you’re twelve, and missiles and flamethrowers only when you’re eighteen. We wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself after all.

I understand that negative ads often produce a postitive result for the opposing candidate, but there has to be a line drawn somewhere. And that line? You can’t even see it from this commercial, that’s how far over it that it is.

Unquestionably, this is the most sexist, racist and everything-ist ad that’s ever run on television, where the candidate is portrayed as a stripper who shakes her ass to give gang members money to afford more guns. It simply must be seen to be believed.

I would never use sexy bridal gear as an excuse to get married but I have to say in the last 20 years they’ve managed to really squeeze many bits of sexiness into not a particularly large amount of surface area.

I mean we’re taking corsets, lingerie, panties, underwear.  Hell even the ankle bracelets look sexy on the right people.

Anyway, enjoy some sexy bridal gear after the jump…..

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When you’re a professional lover of all things adult like I am, you tend to evolve over time.   Sure maybe when you were a kid you loved looking at naked pictures of women and said women were attractive.  That’s perfectly normal.

However, as you age you tend to look for more than just a pretty face and nice curves.   And especially when you have that 5 or so minutes of alone time, a simple strip tease isn’t enough anymore.

The older you get, the dirtier your fantasies get as well as your taste going down.  At least that’s how I feel.  Nowadays I don’t care so much for the pretty face as much as I do for the “different” factor which can mean a lot.

So here are eight not conventionally hot pornstars that will explain my point….

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Click on the photo to see why it’s OK to like Ke$ha

I’m sorry but someone who spells her name with a dollar sign is really really hard for me to like, even if she does pose naked in bubbles.   Then again I’ve heard the critics out and I suppose I have to listen.

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The Madness

Who the hell entered this guy in the hurdles? – [Unathletic]

Six classic movies you never knew were remakes – [Cracked]

Twelve of the greatest robots in movie history – [Guyism]

Anything with Adriana Lima works for me – [Brobible]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Pole vaulter decides to take on a stream – [Attuworld]

Man decides to lick his shoes on a NYC subway – [The DW]

The 100 most beautiful words in English – [Nedhardy]

Drunk woman gets washed up on the beach – [OMG Blog]

Remember Hayden Panettiere five years ago? – [Moejackson]

Twenty one sexy shots of Bar Refaeli – [Cityrag]

Beatrice Chirita is ridiculously hot and more – [Don Chavez]

Hot girls in the middle of nowhere – [The Chive]

The sexy ladies ofr Friday the 13th – [Gunaxin]

Seven titles to avoid on Netflix instant – [COED Magazine]

Christina is the featured model of the day – [Bullz-Eye]

It’s time to fear the naked white man – [Holytaco]

How corporations get out of paying taxes – [Ego TV]

Seriously, how many times in your life do you have the chance to title an article “Cops on horses play basketball?”  Just so you know where this actually took place.

Palmerfest, an annual block party held on Palmer Street near Ohio University, has gotten out of hand at times over the past few years, as students light couches on fire and riot with police and fire fighters.   But this year is was apparently a bit more tame.

Tame if you consider cops on horses (who are probably drunk) playing hoops as being tame.

Clearly still a virgin.