By no means am I trying to stereotype Romania here.  It just as well could have been some person going around the United States and finding pictures of cars in mysterious positions or carrying stupid cargo.

But it’s just a little funnier when you take a foreign country and make fun of it in the title.  Eh, at least that’s how I feel.   Besides all of these photos were taken in Romania so cut me some slack.

Enjoy Romanian travel after the jump…..

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Yes, this sounds like an Onion headline, but I assure you it’s not. Fans of the Japanese pop girl group AKB48 were dismayed to learn that the newest member was in fact, not an actual person. What the hell?

This past Sunday, Ezaki Glico, the candy company which aired the commercial, confirmed what many of AKB 48’s fans had come to suspect: Aimi Eguchi wasn’t real. The new group member, it turns out, was a computer-generated composite of the real band members. Her pretty face was actually made up of the “best features” of six other members: her eyes, nose, mouth, hair/body, face outline and eyebrows were not flesh-and-blood, but cut-and-paste.

Not everyone was so quick to catch on, however, and Aimi had already formed a fan base of her own. “The video shocked fans of Eguchi,” reports ChannelNews Asia, “who were convinced that her features were more the result of good genes than the skillful use of computer graphics.” Watch this video and see if you can tell which ones are human, and which one is Aimi.

You can tell, but barely, as she is a wonderment of computer effects. She literally combines the best features from other band members into one human, and it’s quite unnerving once you know that, as you would think she was real if you didn’t know this story. Truly amazing times we’re living in.

I tell ya I don’t know how long it’s been since I posted any Polish models on this site but Ewelina Olczak sure as hell makes up for any lost time.   I honestly have to admit that she might be my new number one.

Doesn’t mean I still don’t have my favorites but after seeing the pictures you guys will understand.  This picture up above might not tell the whole story but believe me I wouldn’t make these claims if they weren’t true.

More of Ewelina after the jump…..

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What’s worse than scary looking real dolls? Scary looking ANIME real dolls. And it makes it even more terrifying if you were to walk into a train car and see them populating the entire thing. Like, what the hell? Not cool weirdos. Take your creepy sex dolls and drive them in a car like a normal pervert.

Just kidding, people can actually have meaningful relationships with these exquisitely crafted….ahh nevermind, they’re seriously just weird as hell.

Here’s a video of Tom Hanks doing the weather on a Spanish TV station to help promote his new movie Larry Crowne. Starts about a minute in, and as you can see, he’s with a smoking hot weather girl with an ass that is out of this world. Seriously, why can’t we adopt the crazy hot weather girl philosophy here in the US?

In any case, it shows that Hanks is a good sport, and he can be likable doing anything at all.

I think for the most part I get kind of annoyed at females that try to draw attention to themselves.   However, like all rules about most women,  they are immediately voided once a female that is attractive enough enters the picture.

It may sound sexist but it’s true.  I mean what guy doesn’t like when a ridiculously hot chick enjoys making a spectacle out of herself?  Exactly.

So here are more lovely ladies taking photos of themselves for our enjoyment…..

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There are certain actors that come along only once in a while that you just have to love.   I mean this in both a making fun of but also 100% respect kind of a way.   And I’m referring to action stars that when you look at some of their old work, it makes you laugh.

I’m talking about guys like Van Damme, Jesse Ventura, Roddy Piper, Arnold, the list goes on.  Today?  Today I’m talking about Steven Seagal.  Funny thing is of all the guys mentioned, in real life Seagal would whoop them all in a fight.

Anyway, here are five Seagal moments you have to see…..

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Click on the photo for more of Melissa Geraldo

I’m feeling a little light today, as in I don’t have much to say.  I guess pictures like this don’t have that much of an effect on me anymore.  It’s a shame I’ve become so desensitized to the beauties of the world.  Oh well.

Things that will wake me up at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

Animals that are evolving before our eyes – [Cracked]

Denzel Washington gives a great speech at Penn – [Unathletic]

Why do we care about Bin Laden’s porn? – [Guyism]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

A drunk man doing exercises is funny – [Attuworld]

Stacy Keibler looking good in a bikini – [Moejackson]

Adriana Lima enjoys eating flowers – [Don Chavez]

Ten Zen stories you have no choice but to love – [Nedhardy]

Eweline Olczak is busting out of her bikini – [Brosome]

A sexy Kate Upton bridal bikini video – [FHM]

The latest Hollywood girl has got me reeling – [Bullz-Eye]

Check out the sexy ladies of Mortal Kombat – [Gunaxin]

People thought this was Dr. Dre when he was little – [The DW]

A bunch of cool celebrity caricatures – [Izismile]

The food court marriage proposal gone wrong – [Just a Guy Thing]

The 19 best man movie moments – [Maxim]

The coolest ever photo of Burt Reynolds – [The Chive]

The Six girls you’ll date in college – [COED Magazine]

Click on the photo for more of Amber Rose

I have to admit I’m not really attracted to the bald look but you can’t deny that Amber Rose has some serious sex appeal.   I just don’t mind the dome when you look at the rack.  It’s that simple.

More simple pleasures at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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