I have to admit that I’m quite surprised that Asdis Ran isn’t a bigger hit on Twitter.   No I’m not saying that she should have over 1MM followers but I will say that she’s blond, from Iceland, and has posed naked before.  That should warrant at least 1000 wouldn’t you say?

She has 86 followers and gives updates nearly every day?  Something has got to be off and I’m willing to launch a complete investigation of this matter.

In the meantime, enjoy her pictures after the jump….

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Welcome to perhaps the saddest picture on the entire internet. The “hoverhand” phenomenon usually occurs when an awkward male doesn’t realize that it’s actually alright to touch a female when taking a picture with her, thus his hands “hover.”

But to do that of course, you actually need a girl to take a picture with you. OR DO YOU! Supreme hoverhand master has actually ripped one out of a video game to stand in for a lady, and this is truly a tragic commentary on male nerd culture at its lowest level.

Personally, I’m glad we’ve moved out of the whole “Let’s relay every crazy ass thing Charlie Sheen says” phase of our news cycle, but someone wanted to capitalize it during a moment in time, and thus we have this Charlie Sheen mask.

As you can see, it’s far scarier than Jason’s or Ghostface’s mask could ever be, and I would watch an entire horror film where someone wearing this mask gets drunk and high and goes around murdering people. Wouldn’t you?

It’s easy to just put up a cheerleader post and call it a day.   But think about how much flexibility there is to get creative.  I mean you can get down to a specific team, sport, type of cheerleading, or just about anything.  It’s a whole world out there.  Hell you can even make your own dedicated cheerleading site.

But me?  I just felt like finding cheerleader who have great abs.  Yup.  Nothing more.  Nothing less.

Enjoy the fitness after the jump…..

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Does anyone remember Saturday morning’s TNBC back in the day?  It usually started around 9am and featured all those dumb looking, semi low budget shows with awful humor and brutal soundtracks?  In other words, your favorite shows back then?

Yes I’m talking about your Saved by the Bell’s and many others.  But it wasn’t just TNBC that dominated the airwaves.  The 90s brought us some serious cheesiness and lame humor that you just had to be entertained.

Check out some of the best American Teen sitcoms of the 90s…..

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Click on the photo for more of Zuleyka Rivera

As you may or may not know, one of the shortest players in the NBA is going out with this woman.   You gotta hand it to little J.J. Barea and his big heart.   After all, he’s won over a beauty queen.  Way to go buddy!

More stories I can’t stand at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

Awful inventions we’ll probably see this decade – [Cracked]

Whatever you did this weekend, it’s not this good – [Unathletic]

The funniest Tom Brady picture of all time – [Brobible]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Now this is what you’d call a head on collision – [Attuworld]

Michelle Hunziker looks great in a bikini – [Moejackson]

Taking a bungee jump with Katy Perry – [Don Chavez]

Check out the latest featured model of the day – [Bullz-Eye]

Courtney Love keeps it classy – [Cityrag]

Rachel Goulding gets me excited – [Celebslam]

Drunk people at a crazy party – [Izismile]

Never forget how hot Penelope Cruz is – [Flisted]

Simple pleasures money can’t buy – [Nedhardy]

A drinking man’s guide to grub – [Maxim]

Every single Mac vs PC Parody ad – [The DW]

Sean Penn rollercoaster of awesome – [Holytaco]

A gallery of hot chicks doing weird things – [COED Magazine]

If you haven’t heard of this by now then I’m glad I’m posting this video.   About a month ago a very fat and a very annoying woman got kicked off an Amtrak train.  For what you ask?  For talking on her cell phone too loudly and for too long.

Man if only this happened more often the world would be a better place.   Thanks Amtrak!

Tell me that wouldn’t be a the perfect start to a porn movie.  In this day and age?  It’s a no brainer.

Click on the photo for Maxim’s hottest office assistant

Who knew that licking stamps, mailing letters, and faxing papers could be so sexy?  Well I think if you have a girl wearing a cleavage like shirt then it’s certainly a good start wouldn’t you say?

More great starts at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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