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Jun 28 2011

You Can What the What?

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This made little to no sense UNTIL I saw the Japanese (Chinese?) letters on it. Of course they have a doll that you shave over there. Why not? The pubic hair part is not even the weirdest thing about this. The strangest thing is that this baby grows hair on its shoulders and shins. What the hell?

And uh, how exactly do you shave the baby? Are we giving kids razor blades now to deface their toys? Also, this kid looks like the son of William Wallace. He would come out with that much hair.

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Jun 28 2011

This is Hip Hop

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Do you want to master this strange new funky dance style called “hip hop”? Well thankfully, there are a bunch of awkward white people who want to teach you all about it, as evidenced in this video above.

I think this is from the early ’90s, and it shows just how white that white can get when attempted to be cool and suave and “gangsta” in this case. I did learn a thing or two though. If you’ll excuse me I’m going to go practice my “popping.”

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Jun 28 2011

The New Jersey Lady Lions Auditions

Published by under Beautiful Ladies,Cheerleaders

It isn’t just the NFL where cheerleaders have to bust their asses to make their squads.  It’s also the Minor League Football ladies that have to put in overtime to make their team.   Just ask the New Jersey Lady Lions.

On a grueling Saturday in New Brunswick, New Jersey these ladies had to show their stuff.  And show it they did.  It ain’t just the professional teams that have the sexy talent.

Talent comes from everywhere.  Check out the photos after the jump

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Jun 28 2011

A Great Collection of Gymnastics Fails

Published by under Sports,Video

There are two main reason one should watch gymnastics.  At least from the male perspective it consists of females and accidents.   The priority is to watch women get into positions that men only dream of.   Seriously you become mesmerized while watching the screen.  Plus there are definitely some hotties out there.

Second reason?  While most people wouldn’t admit it, accidents are a big reason people would watch the sport.   There are some pretty spectacular fails out there.  Obviously it’s best when the athletes don’t get hurt.

But either way, it’s something to watch.  Check out this collection of gymnastics fails….

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Jun 28 2011

Just the Tip Tuesday: The Bad Drunk’s Guide, Crying in Sports, and Lies about College

Published by under Just the Tip Tuesday

Click on the photo for the bad drunk’s guide to partying

There are ways to party before the party has begun and then there are methods of partying after you’re three sheets to the wind.   Sometimes we prefer the drunken methods a little bit more.   And why not?

More of people’s methods at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

The viewer’s guide to crying in professional sports – [Unathletic]

Lies about college movies tried to teach us – [The Smoking Jacket]

Check out the latest girl next door – [Bullz-Eye]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Girl gets teabagged while crashing her bike – [Attuworld]

Nikoleta Lozanova is ready for the summer – [Heyman Hustle]

The most subtly depressing sitcom plots ever – [Guyism]

Seven awesome end of the world movies – [Gunaxin]

Jennifer Lawrence has a deformed tailbone – [Cityrag]

The 40 sexiest European sports hotties – [Bleacherreport]

I will never get enough of Nina Agdal – [Flisted]

30 things to make today a better day – [Nedhardy]

The latest edition of people of Walmart – [Izismile]

Are bikini flashmobs the wave of the future? – [The Chive]

25 very funny non-rapture pictures – [Holytaco]

Awesome Euro road trip stop motion video – [Brobible]

60 sexy sideboob shots to get you through – [COED Magazine]

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Jun 27 2011

Mila Kunis Leads the P.M. Portfolio

Published by under PM Porfolio

Click on the photo for things not as good as Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis may have again failed to penetrate the Top 10 of the 100 Sexiest poll (she actually dropped two places to a still-respectable 16th), but she remains one of the hottest favorites of many men out there.

More of my favorites at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

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Jun 27 2011

Funny Masturbation Demotivational Posters

Published by under Oddly Enough,Pictures

I wish there were some kind of commentary I could make on this but I wouldn’t know what to say.  All I can really add is that masturbation as we all know is a very funny topic and something that should be made fun of from time to time.

What better a way than to make those stupid demotivational posters?

Enjoy the pics after the jump…..

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Jun 27 2011

She’s Uncoachable: Asdis Ran AKA The Ice Queen

Published by under She's Uncoachable

I have to admit that I’m quite surprised that Asdis Ran isn’t a bigger hit on Twitter.   No I’m not saying that she should have over 1MM followers but I will say that she’s blond, from Iceland, and has posed naked before.  That should warrant at least 1000 wouldn’t you say?

She has 86 followers and gives updates nearly every day?  Something has got to be off and I’m willing to launch a complete investigation of this matter.

In the meantime, enjoy her pictures after the jump….

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Jun 27 2011

Hoverhand Reaches Max Level

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Welcome to perhaps the saddest picture on the entire internet. The “hoverhand” phenomenon usually occurs when an awkward male doesn’t realize that it’s actually alright to touch a female when taking a picture with her, thus his hands “hover.”

But to do that of course, you actually need a girl to take a picture with you. OR DO YOU! Supreme hoverhand master has actually ripped one out of a video game to stand in for a lady, and this is truly a tragic commentary on male nerd culture at its lowest level.

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Jun 27 2011

Realistic Charlie Sheen Mask is the Creepiest Thing to Ever Exist

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Personally, I’m glad we’ve moved out of the whole “Let’s relay every crazy ass thing Charlie Sheen says” phase of our news cycle, but someone wanted to capitalize it during a moment in time, and thus we have this Charlie Sheen mask.

As you can see, it’s far scarier than Jason’s or Ghostface’s mask could ever be, and I would watch an entire horror film where someone wearing this mask gets drunk and high and goes around murdering people. Wouldn’t you?

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