And the bizarre news story of the day award goes to: a guy who was beaten over a bet about urine. A bet about urine? What the hell? Here are the facts:

“In April 2010, Brian Hamedl was playing poker in an all-night game at a Bethlehem Township home when he told Tarboro he had urine stored in his vehicle that Tarboro could use to cheat on a drug test.

They bet $300 on whether Hamedl actually had the urine, and Tarboro eventually demanded the money or the specimen. When Hamedl told him the bet wasn’t serious, Tarboro delivered a beating that sent him to a hospital for four days, police said.

At trial this month, a jury delivered a mixed verdict, finding Tarboro guilty of simple assault, false imprisonment and false reports to police, but acquitting him of more serious charges of robbery and aggravated assault.”

What? Just…what? You bet $300 he didn’t have urine? And you’re now going to jail for it? Good lord, our criminals are getting progressively more ridiculous.

Gee what do you know?  Another sexy British girl who goes by the name of Melissa Debling.   Melissa can be seen in all those sexy magazines like Nuts and Loaded.   She can also be seen without a top on as well as posing with other busty British girls.

Can we please get a sample of the water in that country?  If not a sample of the water, then how about the number to their top five plastic surgeons?  I think it’s time they pay a visit to the U.S.

More of Melissa after the jump…..

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This made little to no sense UNTIL I saw the Japanese (Chinese?) letters on it. Of course they have a doll that you shave over there. Why not? The pubic hair part is not even the weirdest thing about this. The strangest thing is that this baby grows hair on its shoulders and shins. What the hell?

And uh, how exactly do you shave the baby? Are we giving kids razor blades now to deface their toys? Also, this kid looks like the son of William Wallace. He would come out with that much hair.

Do you want to master this strange new funky dance style called “hip hop”? Well thankfully, there are a bunch of awkward white people who want to teach you all about it, as evidenced in this video above.

I think this is from the early ’90s, and it shows just how white that white can get when attempted to be cool and suave and “gangsta” in this case. I did learn a thing or two though. If you’ll excuse me I’m going to go practice my “popping.”

It isn’t just the NFL where cheerleaders have to bust their asses to make their squads.  It’s also the Minor League Football ladies that have to put in overtime to make their team.   Just ask the New Jersey Lady Lions.

On a grueling Saturday in New Brunswick, New Jersey these ladies had to show their stuff.  And show it they did.  It ain’t just the professional teams that have the sexy talent.

Talent comes from everywhere.  Check out the photos after the jump

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There are two main reason one should watch gymnastics.  At least from the male perspective it consists of females and accidents.   The priority is to watch women get into positions that men only dream of.   Seriously you become mesmerized while watching the screen.  Plus there are definitely some hotties out there.

Second reason?  While most people wouldn’t admit it, accidents are a big reason people would watch the sport.   There are some pretty spectacular fails out there.  Obviously it’s best when the athletes don’t get hurt.

But either way, it’s something to watch.  Check out this collection of gymnastics fails….

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Click on the photo for the bad drunk’s guide to partying

There are ways to party before the party has begun and then there are methods of partying after you’re three sheets to the wind.   Sometimes we prefer the drunken methods a little bit more.   And why not?

More of people’s methods at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

The viewer’s guide to crying in professional sports – [Unathletic]

Lies about college movies tried to teach us – [The Smoking Jacket]

Check out the latest girl next door – [Bullz-Eye]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Girl gets teabagged while crashing her bike – [Attuworld]

Nikoleta Lozanova is ready for the summer – [Heyman Hustle]

The most subtly depressing sitcom plots ever – [Guyism]

Seven awesome end of the world movies – [Gunaxin]

Jennifer Lawrence has a deformed tailbone – [Cityrag]

The 40 sexiest European sports hotties – [Bleacherreport]

I will never get enough of Nina Agdal – [Flisted]

30 things to make today a better day – [Nedhardy]

The latest edition of people of Walmart – [Izismile]

Are bikini flashmobs the wave of the future? – [The Chive]

25 very funny non-rapture pictures – [Holytaco]

Awesome Euro road trip stop motion video – [Brobible]

60 sexy sideboob shots to get you through – [COED Magazine]

Click on the photo for things not as good as Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis may have again failed to penetrate the Top 10 of the 100 Sexiest poll (she actually dropped two places to a still-respectable 16th), but she remains one of the hottest favorites of many men out there.

More of my favorites at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I wish there were some kind of commentary I could make on this but I wouldn’t know what to say.  All I can really add is that masturbation as we all know is a very funny topic and something that should be made fun of from time to time.

What better a way than to make those stupid demotivational posters?

Enjoy the pics after the jump…..

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