Since I am someone who really doesn’t like people or most things in this world, it’s nice to get to see them from a distance.   You see, it’s not that I hate everything.  I just can’t stand when everything is in my face.

Which is why distance is so great.  It makes everything so much more peaceful and I can appreciate beauty a bit more.

Check out these awesome aerial photos…..

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I think there’s an ongoing debate as to whether women like Jennifer Thomas are hot.  I mean I understand that there’s some masculinity there but the fact that these girls would absolutely whoop my ass in a fight kind of turns me on.  Does that make sense?  It should.

Plus think about how tight those bodies are.   I mean come on.

More of Jennifer after the jump…..

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This is a follow-up to a picture I posted this week which showed Police attack a Tigger with aggressive force.

Well apparently they hurt him pretty bad, because I’ll assume this is another picture from the sequence, even though I have no reason to believe that.

“I will avenge you my brother!”

It’s really hard to see this and not just laugh immediately. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when you forget to tie a moonbounce down a windy day, behold your answer.

Hopefully there weren’t actually any kids inside it, but with how morbidly obese children are these days, I doubt it would have lifted off the ground if there were.

Usually if there is slow motion in beer commercials, it’s reserved for shots of pouring or beautiful women bouncing. But Carlton Draught turned that idea on its head for this new three minute long spot sure to amass internet fame.

It shows what the typical evening at a bar is like for the average guy, and it’s made all the more dramatic by slow motion and opera music. Simply hypnotizing to watch, and hilarious to boot. Check it out above.

I take a quote from an anonymous person because I just really really like it.  “If only all the hotties in the world rode bicycles, men would be so much happier.”   Don’t you think that’s kind of true?

For the record my wife doesn’t know how to ride a bike.   Yes, it’s true.   I felt I had to mention that as she might be reading this right now and I’m secretly laughing at her.

More hotties on bicycles after the jump….

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It’s one of those days where you’re sitting around work.  You don’t really have much to do but you want to kill some time.   Want to kill five minutes folks?  Sure thing.  I was in the same position so I decided to look up some dumb stuff I could tell people at a dinner party or while doing magic tricks.

Here are 10 more random facts you probably didn’t know…..

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Click on the photo for more sexy redheads like her

In general I think that most redheads are kind of insane.  It’s just a rule I have.   Think about it for a second.   Well, scratch that.  Redheads with tons of freckles.  Fair enough?  But sometimes there are diamonds in the rough.

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The Throwdown

Does anyone remember Bill Paxton in these scene? – [Ace]

The 7 most lazy employees of all time – [Cracked]

A collection of awesome penalty kick fails – [Unathletic]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

A gallery of freedom rider mugshots – [Ego TV]

Emotional interviews from future hall of famers – [Attuworld]

Soap opera stars who made it big – [Izismile]

A very abnormal picture of Larry the Cable guy – [OMG Blog]

Tessie Tarrentino wearing red makes me happy – [DJ Mick]

Her real name is Jennifer Thomas AKA Kharma – [Heyman Hustle]

Who in the hell is Natalie Pinkham? – [Don Chavez]

Why do people get tattoos of Thor? – [Cityrag]

Check out the latest girl next door – [Bullz-Eye]

When animals attack cop cars – [The DW]

Burning bras is fun for the whole family – [The Chive]

Some of the worst misquotes throughout history – [Holytaco]

The best ASU undie picks of all time – [COED Magazine]

Ten of the most bizarre judges in court – [Oddee]

Click on the photo for more of Kitty Lea

See, there was this model Kitty Lea, really cute English girl, gifted with uncommon you know, basically one of our favorites out of the previous generation of Page 3 Girls.  So enjoy this woman.

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