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So it’s almost Friday.  You’re itching to get out of the office and struggle for one more day before the weekend hits.   Are you gonna have the balls to go after one of these girls?  Only time will tell.

More gutsy decisions at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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First of all I hate clowns.  Second of all I hate rusty, old pictures of clowns even more.   Amusement parks kind of freak me out in their own right let alone when they’ve been sitting there abandoned for nearly five years.

Take the Joyland Amusement Park located in Wichita.   No one’s been there since 2006 and I’m pretty sure I’d pee my pants if I had to walk through there at night.

Check out the pics after the jump…..

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The reason I say big surprise is because Maria Fowler is from the UK.   So it’s kind of moot at this point to even mention it.  But in case you care, she’s been in magazines like Nuts, she’s a Page 3 girl, and of course she likes to sunbath topless….as all hot Page 3 girls do.

Other than that I think that Maria has done some acting but really she just likes to wear revealing dresses so her boob might slip out and the paparazzi can write a story about it.

More of Maria after the jump…..

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We make fun of crazy Japanese stuff quite a bit here on Uncoached, but it’s not without good reason. It’s strange to see a country go from being made up of complete badasses to the kinds of WTF we see above.

I don’t understand the culture anymore, and I get that trends come and go, but it seems like it just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Also, is that a triforce? Holy crap!

I’ve heard some great impressions on YouTube, but nothing I’ve seen so far beats Ian McKellen reading the lyrics of the Ducktales intro in his signature style.

Yes, it’s just some goofy white kid, but damn, that’s a good impression, and even though it’s not in beat, this song is now going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

“Life is like an aero-plane…”

There’s an issue in this world that I’d like to address.   I’m telling you now that I don’t understand this issue but it still needs examination.   If the world consists of mostly average people and in fact there are more not attractive people than attractive people, why is it that new hot girls sprout up on the internet every six seconds?

Furthermore, why is it I can never spot these girls on the street, at a beach, in a hotel, anywhere?  Am I missing something here?  Seriously, what the hell is going on?

OK, that’s enough.   Here are said girls after the jump…..

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It’s a war out there on the road.  Save for people who don’t have much better to do and way too much time on their hands, driving is a big challenge.   Finding the best routes, weaving in and out of traffic, knowing the rules, and dealing with other drivers can be a real pain in the ass.

Which is why we don’t need the little things to piss us off.   And there are plenty of little things that piss me off.

Here are five driving rules I think we need immediately….

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Click on the photo for more of Candice Swanepoel

I’m not sure who holds the record for the most featured appearances on this site but Candice is becoming a go to.  Kind of like Alec Baldwin on Saturday Night Live.  Way to go Candice!

More records to be broken at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

Reasons why being too clean is bad – [The Smoking Jacket]

Current pro athletes that should run for president – [Unathletic]

Eight of the most disgusting animal defenses – [Cracked]

Celebrities caught staring at Laker Girls – [Superbooyah]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Would you tell people you bought the facial flex? – [Attuworld]

Check out this wood chopping tutorial – [The DW]

Red carpet legs are always a pleasure to watch – [Moejackson]

Let us recognize how hot Sarah Shahi is – [Gunaxin]

Can you caption this Katy Perry picture? – [Celebslam]

Red flag signs you’re dating a psycho girlfriend – [Guyism]

Check out these wacky celebrity clones – [Cityrag]

The greatest movie sandwiches of all time – [The Chive]

Pictures that make you feel old – [Izismile]

Amazing photos of dust storms – [Ego TV]

When you’ll meet plenty of chicks you don’t know – [Bullz-Eye]

Five ridiculously stupid lifted cars – [Just a Guy Thing]

Sure, I’d like a piece of Audrina Patridge – [Maxim]

Click on the photo for more of the Dolphins Cheerleaders

While the NFL isn’t nearly underway yet, that doesn’t mean it isn’t time for the cheerleaders to start cheering.  In fact it was a nice time in Miami last month as sexy women from everywhere tried to be Dolphins girls.

My own tryouts at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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