Personally, I’m glad we’ve moved out of the whole “Let’s relay every crazy ass thing Charlie Sheen says” phase of our news cycle, but someone wanted to capitalize it during a moment in time, and thus we have this Charlie Sheen mask.

As you can see, it’s far scarier than Jason’s or Ghostface’s mask could ever be, and I would watch an entire horror film where someone wearing this mask gets drunk and high and goes around murdering people. Wouldn’t you?