Welcome to perhaps the saddest picture on the entire internet. The “hoverhand” phenomenon usually occurs when an awkward male doesn’t realize that it’s actually alright to touch a female when taking a picture with her, thus his hands “hover.”

But to do that of course, you actually need a girl to take a picture with you. OR DO YOU! Supreme hoverhand master has actually ripped one out of a video game to stand in for a lady, and this is truly a tragic commentary on male nerd culture at its lowest level.