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Jun 20 2011

Man Wounded by “Booty Call Ninjas”

Published by at 1:00 pm under Oddly Enough

I didn’t even read this story before I knew that it needed to be featured here. After all, how often do you get to write a headline that ridiculous. Time to find out what actually happened I suppose.

A man told police he was the victim of “Booty call ninjas” early Friday. According to reports, a 44-year-old man called police after getting jumped around 1:15 a.m. in the alley off the 300 block of Youngs Avenue.

“Upon arrival, officers found the man drenched in blood,” police said. “He said he’d called his ex-girlfriend and asked her to come over for sex. She agreed to come over.”

A short time later, Katherine M. Casarez, 29, allegedly texted the victim she was in the nearby alley and had him come out to meet her.

“As he walked to her vehicle a masked man jumped from the darkness yelling and swung a pair of nunchuks at him — hitting him in the head,” police said. “Casarez grabbed a second pair of nunchuks from her vehicle and hit him in the head as well.”

Yup, that story was exactly as good as I thought it would be. Attacked by nunchucks when you were just trying to get a booty call going. You really can’t top that.

 





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