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Jun 08 2011

The 10 Best Drunken Foods That Are Horrible For You

Published by at 7:20 am under Editorial

We’ve all been there before and we’ll be there again.  It’s late at night, you’re pretty wasted and you get super hungry.   In that state you pretty much don’t care what you eat but there are definitely some go-to foods that we all rely on when we’re drunk.

Now I’m not talking about specific foods at specific restaurants here.   Rather I think all of us have pretty common cravings and I’m sure most can agree that these 10 foods work quite well when we’ve had one too many.

And usually said foods are pretty bad for you…..

Nachos and Cheese

Remember, the cheese has to be included otherwise  you’re just eating nachos is pretty lame.   But don’t tell me you haven’t ever gone insane on nachos being wasted.

Any Kind of Hot Dog

Here’s the thing.  It’s not that you come across hot dogs often when you’re drunk but when you do actually see one?  It’s nearly impossible to pass up.


An obvious choice but it has to be listed.

Diner Food – Mostly Breakfast Stuff

Come on.   Like you haven’t hit up a diner late night?  I guess you could include burgers and all the other crap in here but I would venture to say that cheese and bacon omelettes always enter my system when I’m drunk and at a diner.

Fast Food – Anything

This is also a given but I would have to say of all the fast food restaurants out there Taco Bell has to be my number one when I’m drunk.

Mozzarella Sticks

Just writing the word mozzarella is making me hungry.

Chicken Fingers

From the age of 3 until you are dead you are programmed to love chicken fingers.  I honestly don’t think I’ve ever met a person who doesn’t love chicken fingers.

Ramen Noodles

Maybe this is the food of college but I still eat Ramen and I absolutely love it.  Plus it’s still like 25 cents a package.  You can’t beat that.

Mac ‘n Cheese

This is one of those specialty items like a hot dog.  You don’t see Mac ‘n Cheese that much when you’re drunk but when you do see it, it’s impossible to pass up.

French Fries

Really anything with a ton of oil works here but fries are definitely a safe bet.



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