May 24 2011
I know the Rapture didn’t happen this weekend, but if it did, it would have been kind of a dick move for God to leave all the animals behind to get ravaged by fire and brimstone like the rest of us savages.
Did anyone see any of these clothes pranks out and about on the streets? That would have been kind of scary for about two and a half seconds until you remembered you weren’t crazy.
May 24 2011
Say you want to break up with a girl, but you just don’t know how. What to do? Well, here’s a helpful instructional video that is a surefire way to get her to never talk to you again.
He gives her a heart shaped box, normally filled with chocolate, but in this case, something else. I won’t ruin the surprise, but you really should check it out above. Also, she has a nice rack, so there’s that.
May 24 2011
It’s hard to imagine that the concept of the Playboy bunny is now over 50 years old. But yes, even in the groovy 60s Mr. Hugh Hefner had women in skimpy outfits and fuzzy tails serving drinks and looking quite delicious.
To this day the bunny remains one of a male’s most favorite servers. When you really think about it it’s kind of perverted that us dudes love the concept of a woman looking somewhat like a rabbit.
Then again, with a nice rack and cute face all bets are usually off. Check out the bunnies through the years after the jump
May 24 2011
We’re a couple months into baseball season and by no means are we anywhere near determining what fantasy teams are going to win and what fantasy teams are doomed for failure. Anything can happen from now until October.
We do however have a decent sample size. At this point in the year I think it’s a good time to make people aware of some stuff I’ve seen in fantasy baseball managers.
More importantly some things to avoid…..
May 24 2011
Click on the photo for more Brazilian beach volleyball
If there’s one sport I’ve come to respect and love over the past few years it’s definitely women’s beach volleyball. I mean how many sports are there out there where a bare ass is 100% legal.
More sexy athletic types at Uncoached’s Facebook page
The Tips
You kiss cam fail moment of the day – [The DW]
Six beauty products that should be considered torture – [Cracked]
It’s always fun when a chick shows up Chris Brown – [OMG Blog]
When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)
A party with really hot chicks in St. Louis – [Inside STL]
If you don’t like Wii fit, then hot chicks will – [Attuworld]
Seven of the hottest baseball WAGs in Playboy – [Guyism]
Check out the lovely LA Kings ice girls – [Gunaxin]
TNA knockout Christy Hemme and friends – [Heyman Hustle]
It’s pretty funny to watch babies when they’re drunk – [Izismile]
Tamara Eccelstone has got my attention – [Don Chavez]
Courteney Cox is damn hot for her age – [Moejackson]
Does anyone remember the sexy Julie Christie? – [Cityrag]
An awesome poem about not giving up – [Nedhardy]
Eleven celebrities who cheated on their taxes – [Ego TV]
This is why I go on the internet every day – [Funtasticus]
Check out the featured model of the day – [Bullz-Eye]
Commercials that sell sex instead of the product – [Social Hype]
May 23 2011
Click on the photo for more of Genevieve Morton
In case you are wondering who this amazing blond is, it’s Genevieve Morton and she’s just another in a long line of Sports Illustrated swimsuit models. I guess you could call this par for the course today.
More sexy models at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Portfolio
May 23 2011
Don’t get me wrong, I think that sexual harrassment is a serious topic but at the same time I think it’s been a bit overblown over the years. I mean these days you really have to watch what you say in the workplace. Hell calling a woman “babe” can get you canned these days.
Which is why I miss the old days when butt grabbing and hollering were acceptable. This women’s lib thing has gone too far.
Check out the pics below to see how the world should really be again….
May 23 2011
I’ve watched Toddlers and Tiaras, I know they have beauty pageants for just about everything under the sun. But I really did hope that the Miss Shrimp contest was going to be for actual shrimp. Or at the very least, for very, very tiny girls.
At the Miss Shrimp Festival pageant in Fernandina Beach, Fla., the girls march onstage in brightly colored prom gowns. It’s hard to tell them apart. It’s a blur of big smiles, National Honor Society and so-and-so enjoys going to the beach. By the 10th contestant, people in the audience are turning to their neighbors and asking, “How many girls are in this thing?”
There are 27 girls in this pageant, but like everything else in high school, if you know their reputations, you know who to pay attention to. Even the contestants seem to agree on the two front-runners.
“Emily Garvin. She is pretty much like the Pittsburgh Steelers of the pageant,” says one contestant. “Like, you know she’s going to do good.”
The Miss Shrimp contest even has FRONTRUNNERS? Good lord. Were there ANY shrimp involved in this thing whatsoever? Boring. Moving on.
May 23 2011
I hope that Jaclyn Swedberg isn’t just a one month memory. Last month Swedberg was the Playmate of the month and this month I’m sure most of you don’t even know who she is anymore.
There’s something to be said about that. I wish some of these girls had more staying power. Anyway, Jaclyn, if you’re reading this I’m a huge fan of yours and I know you can make the spotlight last. Do it! Do it like the wind!
More of Jaclyn after the jump…..
