I think I’ve posted Laura Michelle Prestin before but whenever it was it must have been way too long ago because I should have her up on this site at least once a week.

Do I even need to go into a biography here?   Why waste the time?  She’s amazing.   Period.  Laura’s got that look that can turn your mind into complete putty before your eyes.

I love this woman.  More of Prestin after the jump…..

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Ah the ’70, a time of disco, and well, really weird crap like this. I’m not exactly sure what’s going on this picture, but I’m worried that something very disturbing is about to happen, judging by the lack of clothes, the bounty of food and oh good lord, there’s a cat. Did PETA even exist back then? Someone go time travel, invent them, and stop the atrocity that’s about to happen here.

I think the scariest part is the gingerbread men. They’re like “yeah, let’s do this.”

This is a video that either shows a woman with balls of steel, or a bear with no balls at all.

She sets out to prove that Black Bears are actually kind of pansies, and if they act like they want to mess you up, they’re just bluffing and you can chase them away as you’re a big scary human.

Seriously, very crazy video, gets better near the end.

Man even I have to admit I’m running out of excuses here.   Let’s face it.   This is a gallery of a bunch of hot girls for no reason.   They are just attractive.  They are girls that I don’t know but ones I’m sure I’ve met in a past life called college.

But I will say this.   All of the females featured are in fact in a row of some kind.  Whether it’s two, three, or more ladies lined up that is the running theme of these pictures.

Enjoy them after the jump…..

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Remember the story of Tericka Dye last month?  You know, the teacher who’s students found out she was doing a little of the old in out in out in skin flicks prior to her teaching gig?   Well it seems that this whole former stripper turned teacher thing is becoming a little too common these days.

However, the most common thing pornstars turn to when they want to quit the biz is religion.  Why?  Because they’re so hopped up on crack and sordid lives that there’s really nowhere else to turn.

I mean don’t become a religious freak.  Just quit porn.  As it stands, here are five pornstars who let Christ into their lives….

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Click on the photo for more of Sophie Horn

As the weather keeps heating up so does my chances of playing golf on a more regular basis.  And no better a partner could I imagine than the lovely Sophie Horn.   Talk about a hole in one.

More hole in ones at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

14 Things that kids suspect about the adult world – [Cracked]

Five of the most untimely sports injuries in recent years – [Unathletic]

The making of some really extreme pizza – [Izismile]

When Barbie decides to behave badly – [Attuworld]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

An adorable animal being adorable – [The DW]

This is definitely the best boxing entrance ever – [Ego TV]

Check out the amazing leaping cat – [OMG Blog]

Probably the worst golf hazard you’ll ever see – [Brobible]

Kate Beckinsale decides to get wet – [Don Chavez]

Check out this endless loop of cuteness – [Cityrag]

Which one of these three is the hottest? – [Moejackson]

Eleven true stories told in one sentence – [Nedhardy]

The latest girl next door makes me happy  – [Bullzeye]

These girls are gonna have future back problems – [The Chive]

What might be the cutest bird in the world – [Funtasticus]

The hottest British girls of the week – [Monkeymag]

Seven really weird Korean commercials – [Holytaco]

Click on the photo for more of Brooklyn Decker

This is not the first time that Brooklyn Decker will be the feature of a P.M. Portfolio and I can assure you that it won’t be the last.   It’s really hard to argue with a body like that.  Andy Roddick you lucky bastard.

More women it’d be great to have at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I tried finding a distinct definition of sequence photographs out there but had a difficult time.  However, I think from the picture above you can get a sense of what it is.  From what I understand it required the use of speed photography to give the photo the effect of having gone from point A to B but including everything in between.

It’s kind of like animation when you really think about it.  In any event, the results are pretty badass.

Check out the gallery after the jump…..

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Currently Tamara Ecclestone is in the car racing world. Daughter of Formula one guy Bernie Ecclestone, Tamara is a presenter of Formula 1 sports as well as host to other glamor and glitzy stuff.

I know this isn’t the greatest bio here but what can I say?  There isn’t much on the girl other than her being famous for being famous.  She’s not quite a Kardashian but she’s hot enough.

More of Tamara after the jump….

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