I saw this picture, and after my Polka post earlier today, I thought it might not be the worst idea to carry on with the Katy Perry theme for the day.

Soooo either this is the weirdest innuendo ever, or Katy Perry is just really bored standing around elephants for this shoot.

Wow, can she open her mouth wide, good lord.

Do you like Katy Perry, but wish that her music had less boobs and more accordions? Well, you’re in luck with this rather awesome Polk cover of Hot and Cold.

I believe this is Polish, but I can’t be sure. That’s like the only country that’s actually into Polka right? Sadly no cover of ET yet, I’d really love to hear Kanye’s part in Polka format.

I guess when you’re a sexy celebrity you have a certain obligation to not only keep up with appearances but to also surprise the masses every once in a while.   Which is why I suppose you see some of these ladies wearing sexy and outrageous outfits.

But wouldn’t it be nice if all women dressed like this?  And yes even the less attractive ones because let’s face it, a little alcohol never hurt anyone.

Anyway, check out these awesome public displays…..

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Many of you out there are currently plotting your next strategy for conversation with your wife or girlfriend.   You’re thinking of what you can say that will minimize whatever her response will be.

It’s a constant game.   It’s a constant battle.  And for what it’s worth?  You will never win.   You can only hope to keep things on an even playing field.

But no matter what you do your lady is gonna say things she doesn’t mean.  And here are five of the most common lies…..

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Click on the photo for the rich prick’s guide to picking up women

We could sit here and tell you to be yourself.   We could sit here and say that destiny is a part of it.   We could say that you should just be a nice guy.  But then we’d be lying.  To pick up women you have to be a dick, period.

More great advice at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

Danica Thrall will get you going this morning – [Bustedcoverage]

Awesome bar celebrations in sports – [Unathletic]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

They call this video “finger banged by Jesus” – [The DW]

I double dare you to push the red button – [Attuworld]

A gallery of canine commandos in training – [Izismile]

Check out this cool gallery of backyard roller coasters – [Ego TV]

The rides of the rich and famous – [Cityrag]

Nothing wrong with the cheerleaders of the NCAA – [Maxim]

Candice Swanepoel always brightens my day – [Heyman Hustle]

Pictures of the past meeting the present – [Nedhardy]

The awesome faceplant video of the day – [Don Chavez]

Eleven of the most entertaining celebrity meltdowns – [Guyism]

How mobile has changed the way we live – [Gunaxin]

Check out the featured model of the day – [Bullz-Eye]

One of the best bungee jump pranks of all time – [Buzzfeed]

The 20 hottest photos of Vanessa Hudgens – [Heavy]

Check out the top ten sexy F1 WAGs – [FHM]

Seriously man, who the hell in their right mind puts their hand in a box with a friggin’ python anyway?  I mean really lady?  I don’t care what kind of experts are around.   It’s an animal.

Kind of like tiger trainers who are surprised when one day the tiger decides to act like a tiger.  Or bears.  Or any animal that you really shouldn’t be messing with.   Come on people.