So what is the deal with Kangaroos in Australia? They seem pretty awesome to me, but are they like squirrels over there? Or like pests that you wouldnt’ mind hitting with a golf ball?

I apparently have also been under the mistaken impression that these things were a lot bigger. That is a bummer, because one of my life goals is to ride in a kangaroo pouch.

So there’s the positive stereotype that most Asians are some sort of musical prodigy, and one that’s normally not true.

Except in this case however. Here a girl demonstrates the insane ability to master a variety of instruments all at once, and I can’t imagine even hardcore strict Asian parents finding fault with that.

“Why you not play harmonica too?”

Lord knows I love looking at attractive girls.   And we all know that you the audience enjoys this stuff too.   But I tell you something.  You know who doesn’t enjoy it?   The second hottest girls in the pictures.   It’s always a shame for a reasonably attractive girl to get outshined her friend or counterpart in a picture.

Don’t know what I mean?  Of course you do.  It’s usually some stacked chick where you know your eyes are only going to go in that direction.  Hence why I titled this article “There can be only one.”

You’ll know what I mean after the jump….

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It’s not really my style to do a post on a celebrity but in the case of Lindsay Lohan I think she’s pretty much earned it.   I’m not really sure she’s the reason that reality TV is the way it is today in terms of praising the destructive lives of celebrities but you can be damned sure she’s a big part of it.

And rather than us focus on how sick she is, Lohan is merely a target for us to make fun of and in fact, encourage.  Why she and Charlie Sheen aren’t a couple is a mystery to me.

Anyway, here are five twisted lessons Lohan has taught us all…..

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Click on the photo for Jessica-Jane in lingerie

I think it’s safe to say that wherever Jessica-Jane Clement poses is a place I want to be at.   There are some women that are automatic when it comes to….anything.   Jessica would be way to powerful a force in my life.   Period.

More powerful forces at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

Check out the Hong Kong Ritz Carlton hotel – [Izismile]

Great sex advice books for people who hate sex – [Cracked]

When celebrities violate NCAA rules – [Unathletic]

Learn how to piss in public – [The DW]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Russian Bungee jump off a building – [Attuworld]

Introducing you to internet hottie Jennie June – [Cavemancircus]

The evolution of the video game – [Ego TV]

Nothing is sexier than a woman with a tool – [Maxim]

What’s in your fridge? – [Nedhardy]

Eva Longoria sports the biker look – [Don Chavez]

The 20 hottest photos of Kaley Cuoco – [Heavy]

A bunch of really sexy baseball girls – [Gunaxin]

The sexiest SFW celebrity pictures out there – [Usemycomputer]

Check out the latest girl next door – [Bullz-Eye]

The five best undergarments for burning – [Holytaco]

Suggestive foods are the best foods – [The Chive]

Here’s the problem with Jeggings – [Collegehumor]

Click on the photo for more of Holly Weber

It’s been a long time since I’ve looked at Holly Weber and I must say I’m a bit unhappy with myself.   She’s truly a gem and I’m glad Askmen has a 62 picture layout of her.   That killed a nice 20 minutes for me.

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The Portfolio

I’ve always said that I’ll find words like “poo” to be funny until the day I die.  And I’m pretty sure I mean it.  I also hope that as I get older I never forget the youthful side of life.

No, it doesn’t mean that I’ll be dressing like the teens of my day but it does mean I’d like to keep things fresh and funny.   On the other side of the spectrum, old people can be pretty darned weird.

Just check out some off these wack jobs…..

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So there might be a thousand gigabites of information that was picked up during the raid on Osama Bin Laden’s compound, but that wasn’t the only thing that they found there.

They also found Avena syrup, an extract of wild oats that is marketed as a natural impotence cure.

Aside from its use to increase sexual desire and potency, Avena syrup is also used as an artificial sweetener often used for a sour stomach.

‘The caution is, we don’t know who used what,” said Cynthia Reilly, a pharmacist and director of practice development for the American Society of Health System Pharmacists. ‘And we know that in the United States, 40 percent of medication use is off label,” meaning it is used to treat conditions for which it has not been approved.

Yes, I’m sure he had a “sour stomach,” that must have been it. The man had like 87 wives to please, give him a break! If he needs a little Avena, so be it. Oh wait, he doesn’t because he’s dead.

If you’re looking for anything related to the word “hot” in Argentina then please look no further than Alejandra Plaza.   Why?  Well because of every model I’ve seen come from that country, Alejandra seems to have the proudest tushy in the world.

I’ve never seen a female go out of her way to show that backside as much as Alejandra.   And she should.  It’s one hell of a butt.

More of Alejandra after the jump….

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