May 11 2011
This is probably not the best use of my time, but I’ve been sitting here for about ten minutes wondering what exactly a man dressed as a sandwich could do to get a ticket from a passing cop.
So far I have
A) Driving the submobile way too fast.
B) Exposing his fresh greens to passersby
C) The cop’s sub order got screwed up inside and had way too much mayo.
What say you?
May 11 2011
I’ve watched it three times, but I’ll be damned if I can figure out if this is a legitimate app or not.
The concept is that if you need something at the store, but are too lazy to go get it yourself, you can send out a message to everyone nearby saying you need a “runner” who will go pick it up for you. They bring you a receipt and you pay them however much you offered for them to go get your shit.
The ad is ridiculous, but honestly, in somewhere like NYC I can see tons of rich douchey people actually doing this. Someone wake me up when this catches on so I can start my new career as a Mirror’s Edge-like runner.
May 11 2011
I guess you could call it cute if it’s done on purpose. If it’s done while completely drunk I might call it sloppy and unattractive. So I guess it depends. When your lady decides to be silly, make sure it’s in a good context because in one instance you might be attracted and in the other you’d be turned off.
But hot girls are humans to. They have the same desires to be silly. It’s just that most times they don’t necessarily want it to be caught on camera. Luckily for us we’ve got some evidence.
Hot girls making funny faces after the jump…..
May 11 2011
We’ve all seen athletes cry before. Hell many of us have cried as athletes. It’s easy to get emotional out there as tensions run high and sometimes there’s a lot on the line.
But there’s also those times you can’t help but to laugh at some athletes who cry when you kind of realize they shouldn’t have. The videos I’m sharing here are not these types of examples.
These are moments where the athletes should have cried and had every right to……
May 11 2011
Click on the photo for the key to morning sex
Most dudes out there want to have morning sex. It’s nice to know you can get your rocks off before having to schlep into the office. But how do you pull it off when your lady generally doesn’t want to? These tips will help you.
More things that help you at Uncoached’s Facebook Page
The Wash
Six insane internet searches for medical advice – [Cracked]
Annoying 4-year-old golfer pisses off attendant – [The DW]
Funny awkward college basketball moments – [Izismile]
When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)
The top five douches in sports today – [Unathletic]
Instructions on how to pee in publich – [Ego TV]
A fun gallery of tongue sticking girls – [Attuworld]
The amazing artwork of Leopold Rabus – [Nedhardy]
Probably the most awesome spokesman for your biz – [Funtasticus]
Nothing’s better than old school Shakira photos – [Moejackson]
Trish Stratus looking amazing us usual – [Heyman Hustle]
The 80s were the golden age of wrestling – [Gunaxin]
When women flip out it’s pretty entertaining – [Holytaco]
Movie heroes who should have died or failed – [COED Magazine]
The 100 sexiest fashion models working today – [Guyism]
Check out the 20 hottest photos of Suzanne Coffey – [Heavy]
I wish to God I knew these girls’ names – [The Chive]
The best SFW sexy celebrity pictures – [Usemycomputer]
May 10 2011
Click on the photo for more of CJ Miles
“I cause chaos and wreak havoc within people’s minds. I love being a sexy bad bitch. It’s going to take a REAL man to tame me. I’m good at what I do. Don’t make me intimidate you.” Sounds like my kind of woman.
More of my kinds at Uncoached’s Facebook page
The Portfolio
May 10 2011
Have you ever dreamed of living below the surface? You know, kind of like having your own bat cave only 100 times cooler than that? Well not cooler than the bat cave but you know what I mean. Well now you can!
This particularly house is called “The Subterranean Mansion” and it’s located in England. Word is that it’s on sale for close to $4MM. In actuality the house isn’t all that big.
There are several bedrooms and all that but there is something that makes it one of the most daring and innovative houses ever built. Do you see the round hole in the bedroom wall in the picture above? (on the left side and it looks like a dryer machine) Any ideas what it is for? Just take a look below……
May 10 2011
Stuff gets stolen all across America every day, but sometimes I think criminals just commit crimes for the absurd court cases they know will follow. That’s most definitely the case this time.
Richards, 50, of the 9400 block of South Burnside Avenue, bought a bag of chips from the store, then began pumping hot cheese from the toppings bar into the open bag, authorities said. But the cashier warned him that the nacho toppings bar is for use only by customers who purchased tortilla chips served in the traditional plastic tray, according to court records.
Richards continued to add zest to his chips as he threatened the cashier, authorities said. When the cashier tried to stop him, he grabbed and twisted her arm, then fled the store in the 1300 block of Souith Halsted Street, according to court records.
Wait, the best part’s coming.
“So what was stolen was … the cheese?” asked the judge, casting a quizzical gaze at Assistant State’s Attorney Dan Piwowarczyk.
“The defendant was informed that it was ‘not yo’ cheese,’ ” deadpanned the prosecutor.
The man was sentenced to a year without cheese, and once a week the prosecutor locks him in a room and tells him bad jokes.
May 10 2011
Have you ever had dreams of being a pizza delivery boy and showing up at a big mansion only to find a sexy mother open the door? She asks you to come inside and instead of giving you a tip she gives you a little something else.
It’s a boyhood dream of many of us. Well, Yadhira Carrillo is the exact type of woman I’d picture in this dream. This sexy Latina actress is the prototype soap opera actress on Univision and man do I dig her.
More of Yadhira after the jump….
