May 31 2011
It’s my contention that nearly any college is a great party school. Face it, it’s college. I don’t care where you are. You’re going to be partying and having the time of your life in those four years no matter what the location, weather, quality of the school, anything.
But what would be the fun in going to college if it’s not ranked as a great party school? Eh, that was a dumb statement. Anyway, I’d like to know how the hell these outlets come out with these lists. Do they just go to these schools and party with people? I feel like it’s impossible to judge accurately unless you’ve attended every one of them.
Anyway, here are five colleges that are probably better than all the ranked ones but never actually make it anywhere on the list. It’s probably because they’re too obvious?
Tulane (any school in New Orleans)
Yeah I’ve seen Tulane on these lists before but it’s usually never in the top 20. How in the world is this possible? I went to Tulane and I don’t care if I’m biased or not. The school is in New Orleans people! Hello? There’s a decent fraternity scene, the weather is warm as hell and did I mention the school is in New Orleans? Take any school there and you’ve got yourself a great party school, period.
NYU (any school in NYC)
I realized this the other day as I was walking around New York City. While Manhattan isn’t your typical college town can you imagine spending four years there as a student? The only drawback is how expensive bars are as well as restaurants. However, if you have any scratch at all you’re gonna have one hell of an experience. I mean come on folks. It’s Manhattan! It should be illegal to go to college in the city. The only drawback here is that I’ve never met one interesting person who went to NYU. That kind of sucks.
University of Hawaii (Any School in Hawaii)
Has anyone here ever been to Hawaii? I mean how the hell is this school left out? Hawaii might be the nicest place on earth? I’m not 100% sure how far away it is from the ocean but come on man. How could you not list Hawaii as one of the best colleges to attend? It just doesn’t seem possible. Plus they’re pretty good at sports.
UNLV (Any School in Las Vegas)
If I had to take a guess I would say that all these places that rank schools are forbidden to advertise any college in Las Vegas as being a top 10 party school. It’s just way too easy.
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