Seeing how I had to name the above picture “magnetkid2.jpg” on my computer, I think I’ve written about him before. Though last time I believe I was in awe of his magical magnet properties, and now I realize he’s a fraud.

As it turns out, the kid isn’t magnetic. The way he gets stuff to stick to him is that he’s a special kind of greasy that allows crap to attack itself to him and stay. So he’s not exactly the most hygenic attraction out there. Oh well, perhaps young Magneto is out there somewhere.